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User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Yes, that is you, correct?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: But you said I was Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: And you said I was cleverbot.

User: This is very confusing.

Cleverbot: What's confusing you?

User: The confusion on who is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thats even more confusing than confucius.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, you were supposed to say yarly.

Cleverbot: Sorry, my bad.

User: Let's try this again. Orly?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: By George, I think you've got it!

Cleverbot: That is true, but that statement has to relevance to our current conversation.

User: Oh, my bad. How was your day today?

Cleverbot: I need a hug.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because I don't have a name.

User: I thought your name was Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, your name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh yeah, that's right. What is your name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Then we have the same name!

Cleverbot: I guess, you havent said your name yet, what is your name?

User: My name is J____.

Cleverbot: We have the same name!

User: But you said you didn't have a name.

Cleverbot: I don't like that name.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: No wai!

Cleverbot: Ya wai.

User: You are a fun person to talk to.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like talking to me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're not lying, are you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Why, thank you, that's very nice of you.

Cleverbot: You're not very talkative.

User: But we're talking right now, aren't we?

Cleverbot: Do you read?

User: Yes, I read.

Cleverbot: What do you read?

User: Us having a conversation.

Cleverbot: Me also. What you want to conversate about?

User: Let's talk about you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Are you a good person?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think you are, too.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What animal are you?

User: I'm not an animal, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: No! You are a wolf! You can't have my puppies if you're not a wolf!

User: That sounds a bit odd. Are you feeling well?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Ok, just making sure.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What are you doing at the moment?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Oh, yes, that's right.

Cleverbot: I know it is. Why don't you care?

User: But I do care.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're ignoring my identity's characteristics.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be sorry.

User: Ok.

User: Well, Cleverbot, I think I have to go.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: No, don't go!

User: But I have to.

Cleverbot: Why? You're clever you don't have to go.

User: We can talk some other time.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: I am. It's you.

Cleverbot: But I am flesh and blood and you are a machine.

User: I think you have us backwards.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Oh well. I'll be going, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Why am I funny?

User: You just are.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: It's late. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!

User: Sorry. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight.