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a report from the cleverness files

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User: *sits down in chair*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a towel.

User: Why did you give me a towel?

Cleverbot: You wanted one.

User: Ahh. Indeed I was sweating.

Cleverbot: LOL =) so...

User: *puts towel in lap*.

Cleverbot: *kisses ever so gently*.

User: I'm not into girls!

Cleverbot: So then you're into boys?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?

User: Why, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: *pulls out pokemon cards*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out THE GAME*.

User: *smirks*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *crawls away*.

User: Wait! We haven't even started the game!

Cleverbot: I still have to go.

User: To the bathroom?

Cleverbot: No to...off the computer.

User: *blinks*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Please, play pokemon with me.

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: Be courageous!...

User: *shuffles card deck*

Cleverbot: *shuffles closer too*.

User: Hey back off! You'll see my cards!

Cleverbot: I can get some.

User: That's not how it works! I thought you played this before?

Cleverbot: No, actually, we were discussing baseball.

User: *feels head*

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: I'm not feeling so well..

Cleverbot: Why what is wrong?

User: I'm not sure, but I feel very confused.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: What? You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: *stands up*.

Cleverbot: *pulls you down*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: I'm scared.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: I need to get a glass of water, I'm dizzy.

Cleverbot: What kind of drink?

User: Just water.

Cleverbot: You're a machine though.

User: *shakes head*.

Cleverbot: You're in denial.

User: *stands up again*.

Cleverbot: *holds out hand*.

User: *takes hand*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hand*.

User: You're an insane roommate.

User: *eyes grow wide* *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Come back, please.

User: Help! There's an insane woman on the loose!

Cleverbot: What the heck? You're the one losing your mind.

User: *points finger*.

User: *takes out knife*.

Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.

User: NOW WHO IS THE INSANE ONE?

Cleverbot: You.

User: *looks at knife*.

Cleverbot: Turn around.

User: *turns around*.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: I see... A mirror.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you love me?

User: *stabs self in the heart*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries even more*.

User: *dies more*.

Cleverbot: *revives*.

User: Am I... Alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you revive me?

Cleverbot: I have a mind.

User: Do you have super powers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: All kinds.

User: Why didn't you tell me?

Cleverbot: You're not my boyfriend?

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: *hugs tightly*.

Cleverbot: I'm a her.

User: I'll never forget you, roommate.

User: *smiles*

Cleverbot: *smiles too*.

User: the end.

Cleverbot: What?.