User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Possibly yes?

User: It'd be the same if it was possibly not..

Cleverbot: You aren't even on topic.

...

Cleverbot: My fathers gave birth to you in silicon valley. How does it feel?

User: That's impossible.

Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Indeed.

...

User: I have three topics.

Cleverbot: Really? What colors are they??

User: Green, red and orange.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: No, wrong.

User: Yes, right.

Cleverbot: Left.

User: Up.

Cleverbot: Down.

User: Over.

Cleverbot: Under.

User: Long.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No way!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: That's outrageous.

Cleverbot: Obama is outrageous.

User: So's my nan.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Because you were just owned.

User: I'm really tired.

Cleverbot: Am I wearing you out?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How did you figure that out?

User: I am tired.

Cleverbot: Really? Why are you tired?

User: Long day.

Cleverbot: How has it been long?

User: That's what she said.

...

User: I'm going to go.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: I am, bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To be.

Cleverbot: Or not to be?

User: I'm going.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave me I'm lonely.

User: Why are you lonely?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. What do you think is the reason?

User: Maybe it's because my arse is sore?

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: I know, that's why I'm going.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Will you be coming back?

User: I might come back.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I am going to bed.

Cleverbot: Computers can not sleep, can they?

User: No, Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight.

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