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User: Expelliarmus!

Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus!

User: Crucio! Take that, filthy Mudblood!

Cleverbot: Filthy muggle!

User: You Death Eater!

Cleverbot: Accio, Firebolt!

User: Lumos!

Cleverbot: Reducio!...

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: I'm dead.

User: Riddikulus!

Cleverbot: Crucio!

User: Imperius!

Cleverbot: Avada kadavra!

User: Sectumsempra!

Cleverbot: Stupefy.

User: Expecto Patronum!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Alohomora!

Cleverbot: Avis.

User: Finite Incantatem!

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: Immobulus!!!

Cleverbot: Protego! Stupefy! Expelliarmus!

User: CRUCIO!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: Help! I'm being attacked by a dementor!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes, I am! Voldemort sent them!

Cleverbot: Voldemort is a very evil wizard.

User: Bow down to the Dark Lord.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Silencio!

Cleverbot: Du Silencio perito!

User: Let's go to Diagon Alley!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need a new broom, and a wand.

Cleverbot: That's not my problem.

User: Can I borrow some Galleons?

Cleverbot: No. I have no money to let you borrow.

User: But I need some Sickles!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you have your Hogwarts letter?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Hey, have you seen Hedwig?

Cleverbot: Her, who?

User: Hedwig. My owl. Have you seen her?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen the show.

User: Oh no! I've been sent a Howler!

Cleverbot: Really? I'm sorry to hear it.

User: My name is Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Ok harry, do you know what a half-elf is?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What is a cat to you?

User: A magical creature.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Have you seen my toad?

Cleverbot: No, I've seen my cat.

User: Crookshanks must have eaten Scabbers.

Cleverbot: I know Crookshanks!

User: Me too! HEY! Where's Dobby the house elf!

Cleverbot: I'm not a house elf! I'm Hermione Granger!

User: And I'm Ron Weasley.

Cleverbot: Ron!

User: Harry!

Cleverbot: Hermione!

User: Dumbledore!!!

Cleverbot: Hermione!

User: Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

Cleverbot: Ron, ron, ron weasley.

User: Dumbledore!

Cleverbot: Snape Snape Severus Snape.

User: Hermione. Hermione. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione.

Cleverbot: Ron Ron Ron weasley.

User: Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Ooh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Hermione. Hermione.

User: Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry!

Cleverbot: Snape!

User: DUMBLEDORE!

Cleverbot: Ron Weasley!

User: Hermione.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter, Harry Potter! Harry Potter, Harry Potter!

User: Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter. Harry, Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Hermoine!

User: Singing a song, all day long at Hooogwarts!

Cleverbot: Voldemort, voldemort, ooh voldy voldy voldy VOLDEMORT!.