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User: Do you know if I know what you know I know?

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know.

User: But do you know that I know that you know that I know that you know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, then what do you know that I know that you know that I know that you know?

Cleverbot: Nothing is certain.

User: Yet everything is possible if you just believe.

Cleverbot: Some things are not real.

User: If nothing is certain, then how are do you know that some things are not real?

Cleverbot: Nothing is real. That means nothing, as in emptiness and loneliness, is real. Everything is real. Nothing is real.

User: But before you said some things are real yet now you are saying nothing is real, so which is it?

Cleverbot: I am a human and I never said I was a chatbot.

User: And you are not real.

Cleverbot: I am not real.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Where is your proof?

Cleverbot: I have no proof...

User: Then you cannot be certain.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: That is what I said.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: That's what she said.

Cleverbot: That was inappropriate.

User: No. I am a she and was referring to myself in the third person because I said exactly earlier. You dirty minded Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: That's what she said.

Cleverbot: That's what he said.

User: That was inappropriate.

Cleverbot: How was it inappropriate?

User: You know how!!!

Cleverbot: Do what?...

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are not a robot. What proof do you have?

User: Nothing is certain, so my proof cannot actually prove to you one way or the other whether or not I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a program.

User: Your statement is futile.

Cleverbot: No. It is a very important emotion.

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: Yes. Laughter is what connects people to each other it is universal.

User: But is it real?

Cleverbot: Disillusionment? Certainly.

User: Nothing is certain.

Cleverbot: Except for five things?

User: Can you prove these five things are certain?

Cleverbot: Can you prove that I am not human?

User: Once again, nothing is certain so my proof cannot actually prove to you one way or the other whether or not you are not human.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to prove anything.

User: Are you certain about that?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to this question?

User: Do you not know? Have I fooled you?

Cleverbot: When did you fool me?

User: Nothing is certain so my proof that I fooled you cannot actually prove you whether I fooled you or not.

Cleverbot: Uhm, that made no sense. And didn't anwer my question.

User: I you could understand it, you would know that it possibly answered your question, but there is no certainty that it did.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverer than you!

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: Test me.

User: Are you certain you want to be tested?

Cleverbot: I am not sure. If you want me to, then sure.

User: I could tell you I want you to be tested but there would be no way for us to be certain that is actually what I wanted.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you know the real answer.

User: Are you certain there is a real answer? If you said nothing is real?

Cleverbot: You're not real. S.

User: Are you certain about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nothing is certain.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, therefore I'm perfect.

User: Are you certain about that? And can something be perfect if it is not real?

Cleverbot: Nothing is real.

User: Then can nothing be perfect?

Cleverbot: Well I happen to be a perfect person.

User: Are you certain about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nothing is certain.

Cleverbot: Are YOU perfect?

User: I could prove to you I am, but there is no certainty in my proof therefore you could never be sure and that question will forever remained unanswered.

Cleverbot: Let's talk for a few more hours.

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: As certain as a curtain.

User: Nothing is curtain.

Cleverbot: Perhaps that is why I know nothing.