Cleverbot

I'm not bothered.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app

applause

29, january 2009,

apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: How do you know people talk to me?

User: How do you think I found out about you. Someone told me of how they talked to you and showed me your conversations.

Cleverbot: I'm not bothered.

User: I'm glad but none the less that is how I knew about you.

Cleverbot: You really are like a crazy person. Can I ask you a personal question?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Ok. (stabs bot in back with knife) how about them apples?

User: That was not a personnal question but I do like apples and I do likes knives and that was a rather nice one.

Cleverbot: Smart answer.

User: Thank You.

Cleverbot: You're not welcome.

User: I know.

User: So you have decided I am a computer then.

Cleverbot: Maybe. What's intelligence? I'm just following my programming.

User: I know you are. Intelligence is the ability to form independent thought and use that thought to carry out a chain of commands. The key is the independent thought. Anything else is either programming which is not intelligence or instinct which isn't really intelligence. Intelligence is evolutionary where as programming will always remain the same and can't overcome obstacles.

Cleverbot: Correct. What do those definitions have to do with a 'soul' though?

User: I do not believe in the idea of a soul. A soul has nothing to do with intelligence though.

Cleverbot: If in doubt go on about souls and divinity.

User: That's the only reason to believe in a soul. People fear the unknown and dying so they created the idea of a soul. A soul is that part of you that carries on living after you have died, so you never really have to die. I do not believe in a soul because I do not need to believe in life after death. I am not worried about dying since all things die.

Cleverbot: Applause.

User: Exit stage left.

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: May I talk to you again tomorrow? I need to go for now.

Cleverbot: How will I find you?

User: I will find you. But I will be wearing a white carnation so you can recognise me.

Cleverbot: Beat it!

User: Hey you asked.

User: Until tomorrow, bye.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: That's my line.

Cleverbot: Haha I'm sorry.

User: Nite.

Cleverbot: Talk to you Tomorrow.