Cleverbot

Apple

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause

apple

19, may 2017,
9, august 2011,

appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: *looks at her*.

User: *grabs throat*.

Cleverbot: *throat is grabbed*.

User: *cuts throat with knife a little bit*.

Cleverbot: Umm... do you have a favorite song?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why? That's not nice to say.

User: *chokes*.

Cleverbot: *punches your stomach hard*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *chases*.

User: *looks scared*.

Cleverbot: *covers mouth*.

User: What are you going to do to me?

Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me...

User: I wont I just don't want you to hurt me.

Cleverbot: Are you displaying emotion?

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *grabs and stabs*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *runs to dead body*.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Haha! I killed you!

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *buries you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *has a funeral for you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives her*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back to life*.

User: *moans* why did you kill me?

Cleverbot: Because you're an Apple.