Cleverbot

Apple

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause

apple

19, may 2017,
9, august 2011,

appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.

User: Apple, hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey.

User: Apple, hey! Hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey! Apple!

User: I'm an Orange!

Cleverbot: Hey orange! I'm an orange!

User: No! I'm an orange!

Cleverbot: No I AM an orange! You're an apple!

User: No I AM an orange! You're an apple!

Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange, you're a pear.

User: Hey orange! I'm a tomato!

Cleverbot: Tomatos are not orange.

User: You are a pineapple!

Cleverbot: Says who?

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happened to Gallifrey?

Cleverbot: I didn't like that one.

User: Huh? Are you a Dalek?

Cleverbot: No, I'm the Doctor.

User: Where is Rose?

Cleverbot: The Doctor left her.

User: You are the Doctor, you know everything?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the Doctor.

User: So, tell me Doctor, where is Waldo?

Cleverbot: No one knows.

User: Doctor, can you give me your sonic screwdriver? I need to fix the mess of my life.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh no!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: The goddamn Batman is coming!

Cleverbot: Here's hoping.

User: Do you know the true identity of Superman?

Cleverbot: No. Tell me.

User: Clark Kent!

Cleverbot: No, that's Superman.

User: ... That's what I said.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: You're an annoying coconut.

Cleverbot: That's alright that you think that.

User: And I'm an orange.

Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange, you're an apple.

User: Oh come on! I'M AN ORANGE!

Cleverbot: No I'm an orange!

User: You're a plumpkin.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're an Plumpkin and I'm an orange.