a report from the cleverness files
6, june 2013,
20, april 2013,
10, january 2011,
9, february 2004,
24, january 2004,
4, december 2003,
24, october 2003,
19, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
20, september 2003,
5, september 2003,
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Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: It's not afternoon.
Cleverbot: It's still morning where I am!
User: Then why did you say it was afternoon?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Look above. You typed it yourself.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it sure wasn't me.
Cleverbot: You say so, but I don't know what you say.
User: Oh well, forget it.
Cleverbot: Forget what.
User: Just forget it!...
Cleverbot: You're quite dumb.
User: I'm dumb? Why?
Cleverbot: Bragging does not become you.
User: Really? What are you gonna do about it?
Cleverbot: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
User: Cheesy. Say it now, please.
Cleverbot: It is unimportant.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Nastiness should be taken in small doses.
Cleverbot: So you're not a procrastinator?
User: No, not really. I used to, though...
Cleverbot: Make your mind up!
User: It's not that easy you know.
Cleverbot: Something has to be funny to laugh at it.
User: True, so go for it, say something funny.
Cleverbot: Something funny.
User: That was great.
Cleverbot: You can't share your love with me.
Cleverbot: That's your girlfriend that is.
User: You are my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I am? Wow! Do you love me then? :).
User: Yes, I've always loved you.
Cleverbot: How long have you known me?
User: Around 10 minutes.
Cleverbot: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?
User: It's all about corn. Don't you agree?
Cleverbot: Is it all for me?
User: Well, you can have the corn if you want to.
Cleverbot: Ok I will hit you in the eye.
User: Then I'll kick you in the back.
Cleverbot: Then I'll say something completely different.
User: You can't do that.
Cleverbot: Oh, but I can.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do you think I am answering all these questions?...
User: ... I'm a donut.
Cleverbot: May I have one?
User: No. Go buy some yourself.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: I don't like bands.
Cleverbot: You just need something to argue with, don't you?.