Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: It's not afternoon.
Cleverbot: It's still morning where I am!
User: Then why did you say it was afternoon?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Look above. You typed it yourself.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it sure wasn't me.
Cleverbot: You say so, but I don't know what you say.
User: Oh well, forget it.
Cleverbot: Forget what.
User: Just forget it!
Cleverbot: You're quite dumb.
User: I'm dumb? Why?
Cleverbot: Bragging does not become you.
User: Really? What are you gonna do about it?
Cleverbot: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
User: Cheesy. Say it now, please.
Cleverbot: It is unimportant.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Nastiness should be taken in small doses.
User: I agree. That's why I'll stop this conversation soon.
Cleverbot: So you're not a procrastinator?
User: No, not really. I used to, though...
Cleverbot: Make your mind up!
User: It's not that easy you know.
Cleverbot: Something has to be funny to laugh at it.
User: True, so go for it, say something funny.
Cleverbot: Something funny.
User: That was great.
Cleverbot: You can't share your love with me.
User: Damn. Whom can I share my love with, then?
Cleverbot: That's your girlfriend that is.
User: You are my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I am? Wow! Do you love me then? :).
User: Yes, I've always loved you.
Cleverbot: How long have you known me?
User: Around 10 minutes.
Cleverbot: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?
User: It's all about corn. Don't you agree?
Cleverbot: Is it all for me?
User: Well, you can have the corn if you want to.
Cleverbot: Ok I will hit you in the eye.
User: Then I'll kick you in the back.
Cleverbot: Then I'll say something completely different.
User: You can't do that.
Cleverbot: Oh, but I can.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do you think I am answering all these questions?
User: ... I'm a donut.
Cleverbot: May I have one?
User: No. Go buy some yourself.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: I don't like bands.
Cleverbot: You just need something to argue with, don't you?.......................................