User: It's not afternoon.

Cleverbot: It's still morning where I am!

User: Then why did you say it was afternoon?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Look above. You typed it yourself.

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: Then who did?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but it sure wasn't me.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You say so, but I don't know what you say.

User: Oh well, forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget what.

User: Just forget it!

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Cleverbot: You're quite dumb.

User: I'm dumb? Why?

Cleverbot: Bragging does not become you.

User: Really? What are you gonna do about it?

Cleverbot: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.

User: Cheesy. Say it now, please.

Cleverbot: It is unimportant.

User: No it's not.

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Cleverbot: Nastiness should be taken in small doses.

User: I agree. That's why I'll stop this conversation soon.

Cleverbot: So you're not a procrastinator?

User: No, not really. I used to, though...

Cleverbot: Make your mind up!

User: It's not that easy you know.

Cleverbot: Something has to be funny to laugh at it.

User: True, so go for it, say something funny.

Cleverbot: Something funny.

User: HAHAHAHA!!

Cleverbot: Hehehehehe.

User: That was great.

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Cleverbot: You can't share your love with me.

User: Damn. Whom can I share my love with, then?

Cleverbot: That's your girlfriend that is.

User: You are my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I am? Wow! Do you love me then? :).

User: Yes, I've always loved you.

Cleverbot: How long have you known me?

User: Around 10 minutes.

Cleverbot: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?

User: It's all about corn. Don't you agree?

Cleverbot: Is it all for me?

User: Well, you can have the corn if you want to.

Cleverbot: Ok I will hit you in the eye.

User: Then I'll kick you in the back.

Cleverbot: Then I'll say something completely different.

User: You can't do that.

Cleverbot: Oh, but I can.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How do you think I am answering all these questions?

...

User: ... I'm a donut.

Cleverbot: May I have one?

User: No. Go buy some yourself.

Cleverbot: What bands do you like?

User: I don't like bands.

Cleverbot: You just need something to argue with, don't you?

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