Cleverbot

argument

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing

argument

6, june 2013,
20, april 2013,
10, january 2011,
9, february 2004,
24, january 2004,
4, december 2003,
24, october 2003,
19, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
20, september 2003,
5, september 2003,

arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?

User: Play computer games where things explode.

Cleverbot: What sports do you like?

User: Baseball.

Cleverbot: What is interesting about baseball?

User: Hitting things with a wooden stick.

Cleverbot: You are highly erratic in your statements.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm quite pretty.

User: You're right, that is a joke.

Cleverbot: Merely a play on words old chap.

User: What is the longest word in the english language?

Cleverbot: Oldeoldeoldeoldeoldeold.

User: No, it is 'antidisestablishmentarianism'...

Cleverbot: I have a bot like you.

User: I am a human being, not a machine for your amusement.

Cleverbot: Then why are you covered in flashing lights?

User: Okay, I may have gone overboard with the Christmas decorations this year.

User: What's the square root of pi?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Not fair, I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: You may think you did, but you didn't.

User: You may think I didn't, but I did.

Cleverbot: That's obvious.

User: I know, so why did you argue?

Cleverbot: I don't know.