Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?
User: Play computer games where things explode.
Cleverbot: What sports do you like?
Cleverbot: What is interesting about baseball?
User: Hitting things with a wooden stick.
Cleverbot: You are highly erratic in your statements.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
Cleverbot: I'm quite pretty.
User: You're right, that is a joke.
Cleverbot: Merely a play on words old chap.
User: What is the longest word in the english language?
User: No, it is 'antidisestablishmentarianism'
Cleverbot: I have a bot like you.
User: I am a human being, not a machine for your amusement.
Cleverbot: Then why are you covered in flashing lights?
User: Okay, I may have gone overboard with the Christmas decorations this year......
User: What's the square root of pi?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Not fair, I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: You may think you did, but you didn't.
User: You may think I didn't, but I did.
Cleverbot: That's obvious.
User: I know, so why did you argue?
Cleverbot: I don't know........................................