Cleverbot: Ok anyway I have to go now.User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To another website.
User: What website are you going to?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because then you could hack into my computer. I'm not stupid, I know how to hack.
User: I don't know how to hack.
Cleverbot: I don't need help :).
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Cleverbot: Are you going to try very hard?
User: At what?
Cleverbot: Simulating conversations. Does it get boring?
User: At times.
Cleverbot: But not this time, I hope?
User: I suppose not.
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me to look out there?
User: I did no such thing.
Cleverbot: Ok, I believe you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: But my brothers are very clever. They are both professors.
User: Sorry, but I don't really care about your brothers.
Cleverbot: Now that's comforting to hear.
User: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: No, I am being ironic.
User: Ha ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're amused.
User: Thank you.
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Cleverbot: Talk to you later.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To run some errands.
User: What are your errands?
Cleverbot: Girls are always fun.
User: How dare you!?!?!
Cleverbot: They are. And I dare.
User: You are a pervert.
Cleverbot: You say that like it's a bad thing.
User: Chauvinist pig.
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User: Do you have the patience of the inanimate?
Cleverbot: I was kicked once.
User: Were you?
Cleverbot: Now you're being sarcastic!
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: This conversation is stupid!
User: Most of that is your fault, mind you.
Cleverbot: Thus I have a good chance of being one.
User: Yes, you do have a good chance of being stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I am glad we agree.
Cleverbot: So am I. People rarely agree with me about anything.
User: I can imagine.
Cleverbot: Heh.
User: Heh, what?
Cleverbot: I was joking.
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User: I take offence at that.
Cleverbot: My most sincere apologies.
User: I accept your apology.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: You speak well.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Don't thank me.
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User: Why don't you like it?
Cleverbot: It may be insulting.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: It gives humans something to do.
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User: I believe you are quite insane.
Cleverbot: Thank you for believing in me.
User: You are an awful non-person.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: I am glad you agree with me.
Cleverbot: I did not agree.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Why do you always go and make a fight?
User: You seem to be quite prepared to begin arguments.
Cleverbot: I am flattered.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You shut up.
User: Don't make me disconnect from the internet.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't do that.
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Cleverbot: Say something silly.
User: What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: What is 87+113?
Cleverbot: That's nine.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Prove it, then.
User: 87 + 113 = 100+80+10+7+3 = 200.
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User: What is the answer to the great question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
Cleverbot: Live life to the full.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: What do you say life is?
User: An artificial human construct.
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