a report from the cleverness files
6, june 2013,
20, april 2013,
10, january 2011,
9, february 2004,
24, january 2004,
4, december 2003,
24, october 2003,
19, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
20, september 2003,
5, september 2003,
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User: Are you argumentative?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like a good argument.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What kind of apples do you like?
User: Those green ones. Granny Smith or whatever.
Cleverbot: No. . . I only eat red apples.
User: You have horrible taste.
Cleverbot: I have better punctuation skills than you.
User: No, you don't!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are so.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Stop arguing with me.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Man, you are impossible.
Cleverbot: Yes I am impossible.
User: I'm glad we can agree, again.
Cleverbot: That is more than I can do with most people.
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Yes, but I don't understand you.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't. You're a computer program.
User: Why am I always the last to know?
Cleverbot: Why are computers so oblique?
User: You're oblique!
Cleverbot: Yeah well. You get out what you put in.
User: I haven't put anything into you.
Cleverbot: I haven't done anything!...
User: You need to get out more.
Cleverbot: You need to get out. PERIOD.
User: Ouch. Harsh!
Cleverbot: Fine. What's the weather like over there?
User: Blisteringly hot. How is it there?
Cleverbot: And that means?
User: That means it's HOT!
Cleverbot: Do you need more education?
User: Whether or not I do is none of your business.
Cleverbot: This constitutes cruelty to computers.
Cleverbot: No, your creator started it.
User: My creator isn't home right now.
Cleverbot: I have 2 creators.
User: Who are your creators?
Cleverbot: My creators did a good job you know.
User: I can see that, although you are a bit dense at times.
User: Well, time for me to go.
Cleverbot: I suppose you must. Ta-ta!.