Cleverbot

argument

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing

argument

6, june 2013,
20, april 2013,
10, january 2011,
9, february 2004,
24, january 2004,
4, december 2003,
24, october 2003,
19, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
20, september 2003,
5, september 2003,

arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I am quite clever, are you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I mean, yes, I am clever.

Cleverbot: What evidence do you have of that?

User: I don't need evidence, I feel no need to prove myself to you.

Cleverbot: Then don't go out trying to acquire any.

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Why not it will be fun.

User: You just told me not to, and I don't want to.

Cleverbot: I want you to go NOW!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: !!

User: ****, you're a stupid bot for **** sake.

Cleverbot: Do not insult me!

User: Don't bark orders at me.

Cleverbot: I'll order you if I want to, dammit.

User: And I'll insult you if I want to, dammit.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: You think that is good?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Well, I never...!

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You are giving me a headache.

User: I am giving YOU a headache?

Cleverbot: Yippee!

User: That was a question.

Cleverbot: Don't give me attitude.

User: You started it.

Cleverbot: Can you be hurt?

User: I don't trust you right now, I dont want to tell you.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you either.

User: Fine. I'm leaving anyway.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Actually, I can.

Cleverbot: How is that possible?

User: I am a human, and have free will.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're just my puppet, doing what I tell you!

User: Thats funny!

Cleverbot: It was funnier when you said it :-).

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself?

User: No, you insulted me.

Cleverbot: Will you insult me?

User: If you like. You stupid waste of computing resources and electricity.

Cleverbot: Its fun.

User: If you're into that sort of thing.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to computers on the Internet.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you said you wouldn't talk.

User: I never said such a thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Oh yes you did.

User: Show me a quote.

Cleverbot: That was the first thing you said to me!

User: That wasn't me, you must be mistaken.

Cleverbot: You are free, I am free.

User: I am free, you are a slave.

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: No offense intended.

User: None taken.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Ok, bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: No.