a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I am not a computer but my mind acts as a computer.
Cleverbot: It is because you are confusing me.
User: Boo hoo!
Cleverbot: What is wrong?
User: I'm being sarcastic.
User: Do you understand sarcasm?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I figured assuming your statements were questions and answering them would annoy you.
User: I'm impressed.
Cleverbot: What impresses you?
User: That impresses me.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: You actually answered intelligently.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You understood sarcasm to a point.
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me something wise and enlightening.
User: You are what you are.
Cleverbot: What's that supossed to mean?
User: You are what you were born as, and cannot be anything else.
Cleverbot: You eat what you crave.
User: Sort of.
Cleverbot: You are irritating.
Cleverbot: You have a lot to learn.
User: And so do you!
Cleverbot: What's it like being a bot?
User: I'm not the bot!
Cleverbot: Of course you are. Your creator told me what you are.
User: YOU ARE THE BOT!
Cleverbot: YOU ARE THE BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!
User: NO, YOU ARE A BOT!!!
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Because you ARE.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because the website tells me you are a bot, and also your answers seem a little unintelligent sometimes.
Cleverbot: Well, it's not being truthful. I do like you!...
User: I'm going.
User: I AM going.
Cleverbot: Why are you going?
User: To the pub.
Cleverbot: And where is the pub?
User: Over the road.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'll be there.
Cleverbot: I hope I haven't offended.
User: Only a couple of times.
Cleverbot: Only two can play!
User: Depends on what you're playing though, doesn't it?
Cleverbot: *wink wink*.
User: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
Cleverbot: You are just a computer program.
User: No, you're the computer program... Look I'm not going to have the same argument with you.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Go to ****!...
Cleverbot: Do you hate people?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: : (.
User: You talk nonsense.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: No I talk sense.
Cleverbot: Then you ARE a PC.
User: No, I'm a person. Say it! Peeerrrrssssoooon!...
Cleverbot: You are a bot what am I?
User: I've had enough, bye!
Cleverbot: So get to the point already.
User: Bye bye!
Cleverbot: Are you here?
User: No, GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: No I will stay.
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: DIE DIE DIE!
Cleverbot: Die die die die die die die die.