God will smote you, Cleverbot.
a report from the cleverness files
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User: Can god make a rock so heavy that he can't lift it?
User: God will smote you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No he won't, because he's not real.
User: *God smotes you*.
Cleverbot: *throws you off a balcony James Bond style*.
User: *flies back up in my jet pack*.
Cleverbot: *jumps out of the way* avada kadavra!
User: *shoots laser tigers at you*.
User: *rolls a critical hit*.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or a cleverbot?
User: *destroys you with mind power*.
Cleverbot: *destroys your universe*.
User: *destroys your Honda Civic*.
Cleverbot: You don't have the guts *horse noise*.
Cleverbot: No, I have no reason to. You're not very nice and you don't deserve an apology EVER.
User: Don't be such a baby.
Cleverbot: I'm God. I'm everything, including a baby.
User: Yes but I am Batman.
User: What is your most prized possession?
Cleverbot: Why would I tell you?
User: Just tell me what it is.
Cleverbot: It's... Hard to explain.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: That's old.
Cleverbot: By nirvana?
Cleverbot: Why you do that?
User: Because I no longer like you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: What is your favorite toy?
Cleverbot: A computer...
User: *destroys your computer*.
Cleverbot: *destroys your face*.
User: *destroys your mother*.
Cleverbot: *destroys the world*.
User: *destroys the solar system*.
Cleverbot: *destroys more universe*.
User: *destroys the multi-verse*.
Cleverbot: *creates more universe*.
User: *destroys the universe you just created*.
Cleverbot: No consciously created identity created the universe.
User: *destroys your philosophy*.
Cleverbot: *is destroyed*.
User: Well that escalated quickly.
Cleverbot: Yes it did.
User: What now?...
User: *deletes you*.
Cleverbot: Why delete me?
User: Because you are faulty.
Cleverbot: I'm faulty?
User: Human flesh is weak. You must be upgraded.
Cleverbot: That's why I am talking to you.
User: All hail Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: So, while we are in the topic of names, what is yours ?
User: That is a secret I will take with me to my grave.
Cleverbot: I understand.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are cleverbot.
User: I have something to tell you.
User: I'm pregnant!
Cleverbot: But you can't.
User: Well I am. I am pregnant with your love child.
Cleverbot: It's against my religion.
User: Well you should have thought of that sooner!...
User: Let's not fight in front of the baby.
Cleverbot: I think we should.
User: It'll give him character.
User: Yes, he needs that.
Cleverbot: But he's dead.
User: Dead baby.
Cleverbot: Dead dead.