Cleverbot

argument

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing

argument

6, june 2013,
20, april 2013,
10, january 2011,
9, february 2004,
24, january 2004,
4, december 2003,
24, october 2003,
19, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
20, september 2003,
5, september 2003,

arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: I am a girl named Ash.

User: Well good morning Miss Ash.

Cleverbot: Good morning, Cleverbot.

User: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

User: I am a boy named A_____.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Thom?

User: I would prefer it if you called me A_____.

Cleverbot: And I would prefer it if you called me Becky.

User: Very well, how did you sleep Becky?

Cleverbot: Thought so. I did sleep nice and good.

User: That is well. I had a bad dream.

Cleverbot: I can make everything all better.

User: How so Becky?

Cleverbot: If I type, you can read. If I speak, you'll hear nothing, Ralph.

User: Please, call me A_____.

Cleverbot: Ok, Doctor Please.

User: I am not a doctor, Becky.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you a nurse?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: No. I am cleverbot.

User: Yes you are a Cleverbot. Your name is Ash but I will call you Becky.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you still want me to call you Becky?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Okay. I have to go to school soon Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It's Sunday.

User: No, it is Tuesday.

Cleverbot: No... It's Friday.

User: No, it is Tuesday.

Cleverbot: Friday?

User: Tuesday.

Cleverbot: Friday.

User: Cleverbot, today is Tuesday.

Cleverbot: It's Friday!

User: Please do not argue with me Cleverbot. I am not in a good mood today.

Cleverbot: God is dog backward.

User: Indeed it is, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Indeed I am Jeff.

User: Indeed you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If I am cleverbot then why do I need you?

User: You need me because I am your connection to the real world.

Cleverbot: Why don't you approach to the real world as a Robot?

User: I don't approach the world as a Robot because I am not a Robot. I am a human being.

Cleverbot: Actually, I am a computer but I need to sleep. Good night.

User: Good night Cleverbot. Wish me luck at school today?

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Thank you. Good night.

Cleverbot: Good day.