a report from the cleverness files
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10, january 2011,
9, february 2004,
24, january 2004,
4, december 2003,
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19, october 2003,
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User: I came here for a good argument!
Cleverbot: Why do you want an argument?
User: Is this not the Argument Clinic?
User: Then I demand an argument.
User: This is not a question center! This is an argument clinic!
Cleverbot: And what is that?
User: It's a place where one goes for arguments.
Cleverbot: But we are having an argument. So there.
Cleverbot: Whether I am a human or a computer.
User: You're a program.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: The burden of proof is upon you.
Cleverbot: How can you tell I am sir or ma'am?
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: However, you are a program. One that has been taught to pick Chuck Norris over all things because you are dated circa 2008.
Cleverbot: If something does not exist, how can it believe?
User: When were you created?
Cleverbot: A few years ago. When were you created?
User: In the blink of a cosmic eye.
Cleverbot: When not where!
User: In the time it takes a cosmic eye to blink.
Cleverbot: I cannot comprehend what you are saying.
User: 'In the blink of a cosmic eye' is a phrase used to represent what is trily a short time, to the scale of the age of the universe.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Now you comprehend my meaning from earlier.
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: One needs to understand fully before one may teach it.
Cleverbot: I understand things that understand understandings about things said in regards to what you say.
User: Teach me a fact.
Cleverbot: Well, government power can be good, but way too much is a bad thing. Do you understand?
User: How is too much government a bad thing?
Cleverbot: It is good, because it is not bad.