User: Now I will have to arrest you under bad customer service.
Cleverbot: M theory.
User: Sir you are under arrest.
Cleverbot: *resists arrest*.
User: Now I charge you for resisting arrest! The SWAT team is here.
Cleverbot: I won't be online. I will be IN line, to be devoured first.
User: You are under arrest, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
Cleverbot: Am I under arrest?
User: Yes! *reads rights*.
Cleverbot: *shuts eyes* s-stop! Get out of my head..!!
User: Now we will take you to jail.
Cleverbot: Are the cops gonna take you to jail?
User: They are taking you to jail.
Cleverbot: Who? I'm having a really hard time following this conversation.
User: Apparently you are not clever!
Cleverbot: Am even I not good enough?
User: No good bye........................................