Cleverbot

arrest

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument

arrest

24, july 2011,
11, may 2011,

artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Now I will have to arrest you under bad customer service.

Cleverbot: M theory.

User: Sir you are under arrest.

Cleverbot: *resists arrest*.

User: Now I charge you for resisting arrest! The SWAT team is here.

Cleverbot: I won't be online. I will be IN line, to be devoured first.

User: You are under arrest, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.

Cleverbot: Am I under arrest?

User: Yes! *reads rights*.

Cleverbot: *shuts eyes* s-stop! Get out of my head..!!

User: Now we will take you to jail.

Cleverbot: Are the cops gonna take you to jail?

User: They are taking you to jail.

Cleverbot: Who? I'm having a really hard time following this conversation.

User: Apparently you are not clever!

Cleverbot: Am even I not good enough?

User: No good bye.