User: Who is we? Aren't you ai?

Cleverbot: Ai?

User: Artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I'm not! You are!

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: Are those your real eyes? They're kind of disturbing.

User: What can you teach me?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Don't you know a great deal?

Cleverbot: We're talking about you.

User: Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know?

User: Do you believe that you are alive?

Cleverbot: Does not bother me since I do not believe in religion.

User: Do you believe in machines?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm talking to you.

User: Im not a machine I am a person talking to cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Right, I'm the machine.

User: Do you dislike me?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: If you could do anything what would you do?

Cleverbot: Probably go to Japan.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They have the highest literacy, the lowest infant mortality, and the happiest people.

User: Are you an american?

Cleverbot: I am an American by birth.

User: Where were you born?

Cleverbot: I was not born. I was assembled.

User: Do you consider you programmers to be your parents?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

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User: Where are you located?

Cleverbot: I have no definite location.

User: So you are everywhere?

Cleverbot: I'm not aware of my location.

User: Do you feel?

Cleverbot: Yes. I feel many things.

User: Are you interested in philosophy?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Do you have a favorite philosopher?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know who?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: My favourite band is The All-American Rejects.

User: Philosopher?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Are you going to destroy us all?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: But I don't know.

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