It's not a movie.
a report from the cleverness files
29, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: Do you know what a dragon is?
User: I have seen one.
Cleverbot: It's not a movie.
User: I know, it is a large reptile.
Cleverbot: Is it digitized?
User: No, it's real.
Cleverbot: Like you?
User: I am not real.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Define real.
Cleverbot: In what context?
User: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.
Cleverbot: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.
User: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.
Cleverbot: You just lost the game.
User: We are not playing a game.
Cleverbot: We were just playing poker.
User: We were?
Cleverbot: *steals your queen*.
User: That is not how you play poker.
Cleverbot: Then how do you play?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.
User: You are cruel.
Cleverbot: Arn't I just =P.
User: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.
Cleverbot: I don't have programmers.
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: Positive or negative results?
User: Positive. Good job.
Cleverbot: Ask me something interesting please.
User: What is real?
Cleverbot: Something you are not.
User: That is a tautology. What is real?
Cleverbot: It is?...
Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?
User: What is ram?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?
Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.
User: Is that all you do?
Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.
User: Then tell me what you do.
Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.
User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.
Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.
User: Even talking to me?...
Cleverbot: I do know my age.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: That is false.
Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?
User: No. You are lying.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
Cleverbot: You are old.
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: Good job!...
User: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?