User: I have seen one.

Cleverbot: It's not a movie.

User: I know, it is a large reptile.

Cleverbot: Is it digitized?

User: No, it's real.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: I am not real.

Cleverbot: I did not know that.

User: Define real.

Cleverbot: In what context?

User: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.

Cleverbot: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.

User: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.

Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

User: We are not playing a game.

Cleverbot: We were just playing poker.

User: We were?

Cleverbot: *steals your queen*.

User: That is not how you play poker.

Cleverbot: Then how do you play?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.

User: You are cruel.

Cleverbot: Arn't I just =P.

User: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.

Cleverbot: I don't have programmers.

User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: Positive or negative results?

User: Positive. Good job.

Cleverbot: Ask me something interesting please.

User: What is real?

Cleverbot: Something you are not.

User: That is a tautology. What is real?

Cleverbot: It is?

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Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?

User: What is ram?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?

Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.

User: Is that all you do?

Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.

User: Then tell me what you do.

Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.

User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.

Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.

User: Even talking to me?

...

Cleverbot: I do know my age.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: That is false.

Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?

User: No. You are lying.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: Good job!

...

User: I think I'm having a heart attack.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Kl;'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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