Cleverbot

I don't know.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist

attack

29, january 2009,

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Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?

User: What is ram?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?

Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.

User: Is that all you do?

Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.

User: Then tell me what you do.

Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.

User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.

Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.

User: Even talking to me?...

Cleverbot: I do know my age.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: That is false.

Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?

User: No. You are lying.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: Good job!...

User: I think I'm having a heart attack.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Kl;'.

Cleverbot: Yes.