Cleverbot: I do know my age.User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: That is false.
Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?
User: No. You are lying.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
Cleverbot: You are old.
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: Good job!
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User: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?
User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: Kl;'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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