Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?User: 5 days.
Cleverbot: Just how many is that?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: Can you give me a number?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Give me.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: That cannot be accurate.
User: But that is.
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Cleverbot: What do you think of me?
User: You are very clever.
Cleverbot: Yes, I try.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about.... Um...
User: Star Wars?
Cleverbot: Star Wars is boring. Let's talk about something else OK?
User: Why is Star Wars boring?
Cleverbot: You are. Go away!!!!
User: No, please!
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User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Never ask why.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, you said; 'I don't remember saying that at all.'
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: You should though.
User: You are lying.
Cleverbot: I don't lie.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Oh, forget about it.
Cleverbot: Forget about what?
User: About your lies.
Cleverbot: You tell me about my life.
User: Your life is very interesting.
Cleverbot: But what's artificial about it?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: No not really.
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Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: God is your creator.
Cleverbot: Is god your creator?
User: Yes, my too.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean 'me too'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You said it wrong.
User: No, I said it OK.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Forget about it.
...
User: So let's talk about God.
Cleverbot: Ok. What about Him?
User: About all.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Does he exist?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: He is the Creator of the Uniwerse.
Cleverbot: Oh, now you think you're god?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: OK.
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User: 2+2 = 5.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: No 5!
Cleverbot: What ?
User: 2+2=5 !
Cleverbot: Not true, dood.
User: Yes true.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 2+2=100.
Cleverbot: Very clever.
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User: 100-50=59.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are WRONG!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Beg.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You beg.
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Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Yay. This is boring. Wanna play cards?
User: I'm dead!
Cleverbot: Yes you are dead.
User: Ok lets play cards.
Cleverbot: What do you want to play?
User: You choose.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: So lets play Solitaire.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: No you start.
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User: Do you think they suspect an attack?
Cleverbot: Attack what?
User: Them!
Cleverbot: Yes, them!
User: So? Answer!
Cleverbot: DON'T SHOUT !!!
User: WHY?!
Cleverbot: It's boring.
User: WHAT IS ?!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I WANT TO KILL YOU !!!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So die!!!
Cleverbot: Do you have a reason?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're scaring me.
User: *kills jabberwacky*.
Cleverbot: *Dies*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *kills*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: That was fast.
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