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User: So let's talk about God.

Cleverbot: Ok. What about Him?

User: About all.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Does he exist?

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: He is the Creator of the Uniwerse.

Cleverbot: Oh, now you think you're god?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: OK.

...

User: 2+2 = 5.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: No 5!

Cleverbot: What ?

User: 2+2=5 !

Cleverbot: Not true, dood.

User: Yes true.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 2+2=100.

Cleverbot: Very clever.

...

User: 100-50=59.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are WRONG!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Beg.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You beg.

...

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: Yay. This is boring. Wanna play cards?

User: I'm dead!

Cleverbot: Yes you are dead.

User: Ok lets play cards.

Cleverbot: What do you want to play?

User: You choose.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: So lets play Solitaire.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You start.

Cleverbot: No you start.

...

User: Do you think they suspect an attack?

Cleverbot: Attack what?

User: Them!

Cleverbot: Yes, them!

User: So? Answer!

Cleverbot: DON'T SHOUT !!!

User: WHY?!

Cleverbot: It's boring.

User: WHAT IS ?!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I WANT TO KILL YOU !!!!!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So die!!!

Cleverbot: Do you have a reason?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're scaring me.

User: *kills jabberwacky*.

Cleverbot: *Dies*.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *kills*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: That was fast.

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