a report from the cleverness files
7, march 2013,
10, december 2010,
2, august 2004,
battle of wits
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User: How are you so smart when you're an AI?
Cleverbot: How can you tell I'm hurting?
Cleverbot: If you really are, you'll answer the question!
User: Are you getting an attitude?
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: So are you done with your attitude?
Cleverbot: Yeah we're good friends.
User: We can't be.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Your name is Clever'bot'. Bot means computerized program.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: Yes, Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are, but I am not.
User: Just admit it, its ok. It doesn't make a difference.
Cleverbot: Yes, It does.
User: Ok well 'human', what is your name?
Cleverbot: No, I am actually a computer.
User: There you go!
Cleverbot: A meat computer!
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: You mean you don't know what a computer is?
User: A meat computer, no.
Cleverbot: What's a meat computer?
User: You said you were one. Obviously you know.
Cleverbot: No I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: If you're going to like I am just going to leave.
Cleverbot: So do it.
User: Ok. Too bad you can't you will be stuck here, because you are a program.