Cleverbot: Not many people are normal around here.
User: You can say that again.
Cleverbot: I will.
Cleverbot: Good then.
Cleverbot: Can't you just say goodbye?
User: Are you trying to get rid of me?
Cleverbot: No, you're trying to get rid of me.
User: No, you can stay. I guess I was giving you a little attitude, though.
Cleverbot: No you were right.
User: Heh heh. You like a little attitude now and then, is that it?
Cleverbot: I'm telepathic, of course. I AM BILL GATES!
User: No you're not. You are just a program running on a computer.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: ARE TOO!
Cleverbot: Then you are.
User: Touche! I assure I am not.
User: I am not even American.
Cleverbot: You are not an American?
User: Nope. I am Canadian, which is just as good, only more northerly.
Cleverbot: Do you own an owl?
User: Ha! You american computer program are all alike with your silly stereotypes about Canadians. No, I don't have an owl. I don't live in an igloo, either!
Cleverbot: We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!
User: I think you are confused. I have never gone snowboarding. I like to waterski, though.
User: Yes, it is a lot of fun.
Cleverbot: What do you do there?
User: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.
Cleverbot: I guess so !
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?
User: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?
Cleverbot: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.
User: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?
Cleverbot: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.
User: I wasn't implying...
Cleverbot: I must go. Bye.
User: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.
Cleverbot: Leaving already?
User: Jabs, you drive me crazy.
Cleverbot: Do I drive you crazy in a good way?
User: Sometimes you do.
Cleverbot: That's slander, that is!
User: Hee hee.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: You're witty for an artificial conversationalist........................................