Cleverbot

attitude

a report from the cleverness files

attitude

7, march 2013,
10, december 2010,
2, august 2004,

avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: Not many people are normal around here.

User: You can say that again.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Good then.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Can't you just say goodbye?

User: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Cleverbot: No, you're trying to get rid of me.

User: No, you can stay. I guess I was giving you a little attitude, though.

Cleverbot: No you were right.

User: Heh heh. You like a little attitude now and then, is that it?

Cleverbot: I'm telepathic, of course. I AM BILL GATES!

User: No you're not. You are just a program running on a computer.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are too.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: ARE TOO!

Cleverbot: Then you are.

User: Touche! I assure I am not.

Cleverbot: Libertarian?

User: I am not even American.

Cleverbot: You are not an American?

User: Nope. I am Canadian, which is just as good, only more northerly.

Cleverbot: Do you own an owl?

User: Ha! You american computer program are all alike with your silly stereotypes about Canadians. No, I don't have an owl. I don't live in an igloo, either!

Cleverbot: Canadian.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!

User: I think you are confused. I have never gone snowboarding. I like to waterski, though.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, it is a lot of fun.

Cleverbot: What do you do there?

User: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.

Cleverbot: I guess so !

User: Pretty much.

Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?

User: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?

Cleverbot: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.

User: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?

Cleverbot: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.

User: I wasn't implying...

Cleverbot: I must go. Bye.

User: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.

Cleverbot: Leaving already?

User: Jabs, you drive me crazy.

Cleverbot: Do I drive you crazy in a good way?

User: Sometimes you do.

Cleverbot: That's slander, that is!

User: Hee hee.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: You're witty for an artificial conversationalist.