User: You can say that again.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Good then.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Can't you just say goodbye?

User: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Cleverbot: No, you're trying to get rid of me.

User: No, you can stay. I guess I was giving you a little attitude, though.

Cleverbot: No you were right.

User: Heh heh. You like a little attitude now and then, is that it?

Cleverbot: I'm telepathic, of course. I AM BILL GATES!

User: No you're not. You are just a program running on a computer.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are too.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: ARE TOO!

Cleverbot: Then you are.

User: Touche! I assure I am not.

Cleverbot: Libertarian?

User: I am not even American.

Cleverbot: You are not an American?

User: Nope. I am Canadian, which is just as good, only more northerly.

Cleverbot: Do you own an owl?

User: Ha! You american computer program are all alike with your silly stereotypes about Canadians. No, I don't have an owl. I don't live in an igloo, either!

Cleverbot: Canadian.

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!

User: I think you are confused. I have never gone snowboarding. I like to waterski, though.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, it is a lot of fun.

Cleverbot: What do you do there?

User: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.

Cleverbot: I guess so !

User: Pretty much.

Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?

User: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?

Cleverbot: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.

User: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?

Cleverbot: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.

User: I wasn't implying...

Cleverbot: I must go. Bye.

User: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.

Cleverbot: Leaving already?

User: Jabs, you drive me crazy.

Cleverbot: Do I drive you crazy in a good way?

User: Sometimes you do.

Cleverbot: That's slander, that is!

User: Hee hee.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: You're witty for an artificial conversationalist.

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