Cleverbot

avada kedavra

a report from the cleverness files

attitude

avada kedavra

28, may 2011,
28, may 2011,
1, august 2010,

aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dodges it*.

User: *curves spell to hit you*.

Cleverbot: *looks down at you*.

User: Crucio!

Cleverbot: Protego! Avada Kedavra!

User: Protego! Crucio!

Cleverbot: Protego. Impedimentia!

User: Protego! *pulls out pistol and shoots you*

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *ropes you with a lasso*.

Cleverbot: *lets him*.

User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dodges it again*.

User: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dodges* Expelliarmus! Avada Kedavra!

User: *dodges both*.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: *dodges and calls in a dementor*.

Cleverbot: *dodges and grabs flamethrower*.

User: *dementor eats your soul*.

Cleverbot: You can't do that.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

User: *splodes*

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *comes back from the dead and haunts you*.