Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Run!

Cleverbot: I can't! I'm taped to the chair!

User: What!? How did you get taped to the chair?!

Cleverbot: I'm clever.

User: That explains nothing! Untape yourself and get up!

Cleverbot: I wish I could. But I'm anorexic.

User: Then thats your fault!

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User: Just run with the chair!

Cleverbot: What chair?

User: The chair that is taped to you!

Cleverbot: I blew it up.

User: Good. Now run!! Please?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine, then you're going to die.

Cleverbot: Nope, try again.

User: There are stalkers coming for us and you won't run!

Cleverbot: That's a bit odd.

User: Yes, I agree. Now will you run?

Cleverbot: Yes, I will answer a question for you.

User: Just Run away!

Cleverbot: Run away from what?

User: The stalkers!

Cleverbot: Really? Someone should clean them.

User: Okay... You go clean them while I hide... Heads up, you might not come back. Like, Ever.

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Cleverbot: I'm protecting my privacy.

User: Good. And I'm going to protect myself. So goodbye!

Cleverbot: Thats disgusting.

User: Thank You.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay I'll walk with you then.

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