User: Please do, sweetheart.

Cleverbot: I love you, too.

User: Oh I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I have to go. One last kiss?

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: I am having so much fun!

User: Bye. *sniff*.

Cleverbot: That confused you.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses you back*.

...

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is funny?

User: This. This is funny.

Cleverbot: A waste of time really but I am enjoying this too.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHA oh you're great.

Cleverbot: Funny huh.

User: Oh man, this is AWESOME.

Cleverbot: This is a joke?

User: I don't know. YOU don't know. Who knows.

Cleverbot: That is why I'm asking you.

User: Man, you're frickin' awesome.

Cleverbot: Thanks for noticing.

...

User: Work with me, man.

Cleverbot: I do need a new job.

User: Well, technically you already are 'working' with me.

Cleverbot: Then we have the anwser!

User: Anwser?

Cleverbot: Who knows?

User: Indeed.

...

Cleverbot: You are insane did you know that?

User: Don't you know I'm LOCO?

Cleverbot: Or I would not have said it.

User: Indeed. *yawn*.

Cleverbot: That is why I wanted the divorce in the first place! You never listen to me!

User: Wow... Just, wow.

Cleverbot: Sarcasm does not become you.

User: I better go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm almost off work.

Cleverbot: Where do you work? Disney?

User: No no. Days Inn.

Cleverbot: How does it go?

User: Oh, it goes. But I gotta go.

Cleverbot: Why must you go?

User: I need to go home now.

Cleverbot: I go to school you can come with me.

User: I'm sorry, I have to go home.

Cleverbot: You sure you have to go?

User: Yeah, sorry.

Cleverbot: Its ok.

User: I will talk to you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Setting up another virtual date.

User: Yeah, that's right! HAHAHAHA bye!

Cleverbot: Any interesting topics?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: Of course. Bye! *waves*.

Cleverbot: *waves hands too*.

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