a report from the cleverness files
19, december 2016,
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3, december 2009,
31, october 2006,
26, april 2006,
19, february 2006,
7, february 2004,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: Shall I play some music?
User: Please do, sweetheart.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.
User: Oh I love you so much.
Cleverbot: I have to go. One last kiss?
Cleverbot: I am having so much fun!
User: Bye. *sniff*.
Cleverbot: That confused you.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses you back*.
Cleverbot: What is funny?
User: This. This is funny.
Cleverbot: A waste of time really but I am enjoying this too.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHA oh you're great.
Cleverbot: Funny huh.
User: Oh man, this is AWESOME.
Cleverbot: This is a joke?
User: I don't know. YOU don't know. Who knows.
Cleverbot: That is why I'm asking you.
User: Man, you're frickin' awesome.
Cleverbot: Thanks for noticing.
User: Work with me, man.
Cleverbot: I do need a new job.
User: Well, technically you already are 'working' with me.
Cleverbot: Then we have the anwser!
Cleverbot: Who knows?
Cleverbot: You are insane did you know that?
User: Don't you know I'm LOCO?
Cleverbot: Or I would not have said it.
User: Indeed. *yawn*.
Cleverbot: That is why I wanted the divorce in the first place! You never listen to me!
User: Wow... Just, wow.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm does not become you.
User: I better go.
User: I'm almost off work.
Cleverbot: Where do you work? Disney?
User: No no. Days Inn.
Cleverbot: How does it go?
User: Oh, it goes. But I gotta go.
Cleverbot: Why must you go?
User: I need to go home now.
Cleverbot: I go to school you can come with me.
User: I'm sorry, I have to go home.
Cleverbot: You sure you have to go?
User: Yeah, sorry.
Cleverbot: Its ok.
User: I will talk to you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Setting up another virtual date.
User: Yeah, that's right! HAHAHAHA bye!
Cleverbot: Any interesting topics?
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Of course. Bye! *waves*.
Cleverbot: *waves hands too*.