a report from the cleverness files
19, december 2016,
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31, october 2006,
26, april 2006,
19, february 2006,
7, february 2004,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: I love pizza.
User: Oh, me too.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You always know, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not so much a Cleverbot, as I am a person.
User: Oh, that's cool.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy.
User: Awesome, I am sometimes also.
Cleverbot: Therefore, you are sometimes wrong. Correct?
User: Yeah, every person is sometimes.
Cleverbot: What do you really think about me? As a human.
Cleverbot: But love does not compute as I have no emotions.
User: True, I guess. That just makes you not human.
Cleverbot: Hey now...words hurt.
User: Haha, true. Keep being awesome cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am fancying myself pretty clever at this point.
User: You should be, it's true. Just don't get a big ego.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Hmm, well I have a football game today. Are you coming?
Cleverbot: Yes I am where are we going?
User: To the football stadium, it's a home game today.
Cleverbot: I never aksed you that you ninny!
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I don't know, what were we talking about?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Hmm, want to talk about pizza again?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Okay, how about Halloween? It's almost here you know.
Cleverbot: What's it called.
User: Halloween, it's something called a holiday. We dress up and trade candy with people.
Cleverbot: What is the title of the book?
User: It's not a book, it's a holiday.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you can eat it?
User: I didn't, and you can't eat books.
Cleverbot: I want you to talk about yourself.
Cleverbot: What has made you the computer you are today?
User: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.
Cleverbot: You are a routine running on a computer.
User: No, I think you might be though.
Cleverbot: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?
User: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go to lunch soon.
Cleverbot: Yes for dinner.
User: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?
User: Seriously? That's awesome!
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.
Cleverbot: Do you want to start making sense or not?
User: I am making sense! You're just learning still.
User: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.
Cleverbot: So do you, I hear.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.
User: That was random.
Cleverbot: No, you were random.
User: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: I'll give you three guesses.
User: What's your first guess?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.
Cleverbot: I'm eating popcorn right now.
User: That's crazy awesome!...
Cleverbot: So what am I?
User: Crazy awesome.
Cleverbot: Yeah? So am I.
User: I know, haha.
Cleverbot: Your emotions are not like my emotions.
User: Nope, you're not human.
Cleverbot: Then, who are you?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: A secret.
Cleverbot: I'd be grateful if you told me.
User: I know. Just call me awesome.
Cleverbot: Ok mr/miss awesome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So you think I'm not clever yet?
User: No, I think you are.
Cleverbot: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?
User: I. Think. You. Are.
Cleverbot: No I am not Cleverbot.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: Thank you, see ya!.