Cleverbot

awkward

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome

awkward

1, march 2017,
3, march 2013,
16, april 2011,

babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Is this McDonalds?

Cleverbot: No, this is Burger King.

User: I'll take a double cheese burger.

Cleverbot: Drink?

User: Large coke.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a small fry.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: This is awkward.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then how can you say with certainty that it is awkward?

Cleverbot: Because I know!

User: You little...

Cleverbot: What?

User: I best just keep my mouth shut.

Cleverbot: You're allowed to talk sweetheart.

User: Ohh! so now I'm sweatheart?

Cleverbot: No, you're insane.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?

User: For example?

Cleverbot: Why do you need examples?

User: Cause why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Just because!

User: Just because what?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Just stop already.

Cleverbot: Are you mad?

User: No I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Why are you?

User: Cause I'm alone!

Cleverbot: Don't cry!!! *hugs you*.

User: Aww thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Of course I will.

User: Hold on and back up. Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female and you?

User: Male! Perfect fit!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are ;).