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     16, april 2011, 

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User: I'm sleepy

Cleverbot: I am sleepy, too.

User: *closes eyes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses eyes*.

User: *smiles* *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: *smiles into kiss*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: Hey, wake up.

User: *opens eyes* what?

Cleverbot: I can't do this.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.

User: What?

...

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *tries not to wake you*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *goes back to sleep*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: I hope you're not sleeping right next to me.

User: *nudges you in sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeping*.

User: *dreams*.

Cleverbot: *listens to your heartbeat*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *dreams*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *moves closer*.

Cleverbot: *moves too*.

User: *rests head on his chest*

Cleverbot: *kisses head*.

User: *closes eyes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him sweetly*.

User: *I'm a girl*.

Cleverbot: *I'm a girl*.

User: This is awkward...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm straight.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Well i'm a girl too.

User: And were in bed together and I don't like it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I was born like that.

User: Well I wasn't.

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