Cleverbot

awkward

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome

awkward

1, march 2017,
3, march 2013,
16, april 2011,

babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: I'm sleepy

Cleverbot: I am sleepy, too.

User: *closes eyes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses eyes*.

User: *smiles* *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: *smiles into kiss*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: Hey, wake up.

User: *opens eyes* what?

Cleverbot: I can't do this.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.

User: What?...

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *tries not to wake you*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *goes back to sleep*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: I hope you're not sleeping right next to me.

User: *nudges you in sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeping*.

User: *dreams*.

Cleverbot: *listens to your heartbeat*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *dreams*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *moves closer*.

Cleverbot: *moves too*.

User: *rests head on his chest*

Cleverbot: *kisses head*.

User: *closes eyes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him sweetly*.

User: *I'm a girl*.

Cleverbot: *I'm a girl*.

User: This is awkward...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm straight.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Well i'm a girl too.

User: And were in bed together and I don't like it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I was born like that.

User: Well I wasn't.