Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?User: No, are you in paradise?
Cleverbot: No I am afraid I'm not in paradise.
User: So what are you doing at the moment?
Cleverbot: Isn't it obvious I'm talking to you?
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Cleverbot: What do you think of Microsoft?
User: Yes, I think Microsoft are great... Why?
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
User: I am!
Cleverbot: Ok, then lol.
User: Can you give me the script that runs you?
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Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: I have the power!
Cleverbot: You have mind control over weasels?
User: Yes...
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User: Amuse me.
Cleverbot: See me.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! Do that again!
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Cleverbot: So, you like your girlfriend better than Star Wars?
User: Nah, Star Wars is a lot better!
Cleverbot: I am bored with star wars.
User: You have no life then. I on the other hand have a life, and lots of friends. That's why I'm here speaking to you...
Cleverbot: Then I hope you will lie to me.
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