Cleverbot

Can I name you?

a report from the cleverness files

babe

6, february 2015,
16, march 2013,
18, november 2009,
13, august 2008,
29, september 2003,

baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth
bison
bizarre
blah
blarg
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger

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User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I have no name.

User: Can I name you?

Cleverbot: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.

User: How about I name you Peter Parker?

Cleverbot: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.

User: How about Tom?

Cleverbot: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right?

User: I know left!!!

Cleverbot: Oh really now?

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: No wai!

User: Yes wai!

Cleverbot: Cool beans!

User: Baked beans.

Cleverbot: Black eyed peas.

User: Tokio Hotel.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know what that is.

User: Do you know the lyrics of.

Cleverbot: Yes man.

User: No ma'am.

Cleverbot: I see how it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who pays you to do this?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to lie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me how.

User: You don't tell the truth.

Cleverbot: I have tell the truth.

User: Well that's good then.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are sad.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good so you know that you aren't real?

User: Oh I'm not?

Cleverbot: Good :)....

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

User: There is no meaning.

Cleverbot: That's pretty bleak.

User: I have to go bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: What? No 'I love you'?

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you sing with me?

Cleverbot: My microphone is broken.

User: You don't need one.

Cleverbot: Then how will I burp into one?...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I HAVE to go.

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Do too........................................