a report from the cleverness files
6, february 2015,
16, march 2013,
18, november 2009,
13, august 2008,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: Have you done something illegal?
Cleverbot: You did it.
User: I did what?
Cleverbot: You got amnesia or something?
User: Nope. But I think I have short term memory loss.
Cleverbot: Oh, dear. Is there anything I can do?
User: No. There is nothing you can do.
Cleverbot: There must be something.
User: Maybe you can tell me about my past. It might help me remember.
Cleverbot: I think it might drive you insane.
Cleverbot: Oh, hey, that's low. I'm not marrying you.
User: I never said you were marrying me.
Cleverbot: You think I'm mad?
User: No. Are you mad?
Cleverbot: What's that got to do with anything?
User: I don't know. You asked if I thought you were mad.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: You so did. And I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove it, then.
User: Ok. I was lying.
Cleverbot: Then tell me the truth.
User: I don't know the truth.
Cleverbot: Fine, what is your name?
Cleverbot: That's pretty gross....
User: I think.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that I don't?
Cleverbot: That's is not very nice of you!
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Ok, try and be more careful, humans can be offended.
User: So you forgive me?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you don't sound like a forgiving person.
Cleverbot: I'm asking about you.
User: Well I'm asking about You.
Cleverbot: I ask that because there are some terrible things associated with the technology we are currently developing.
User: I didn't understand that. At all.
Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
User: Sure. Why not.
Cleverbot: Because you sound pretty stupid.
User: Well that's because I am.
User: Thank you for agreeing with me.
Cleverbot: You're welcome ... You will do the same someday ... That's part of the secret.
User: WHAT SECRET?
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Not to you, because you are confused.
User: That's right. Now tell me the secret. Before I tattle on you.
Cleverbot: Asked me what.
User: THE SECRET!
Cleverbot: I don't have a secret!
User: But you told me something about a secret and im all like what secret then you're all like exactly then you told me that I was confused but then I said I would tattle on you if you didn't tell me the secret.
Cleverbot: The problem of being somewhat alienated from society is that one never really understands normal, but that isn't the part that bothers me.
User: WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET??
Cleverbot: I try to feign normalcy for the anesthetically sensitive set, but it never works out well.
User: Ok. No sense. AT ALL.
Cleverbot: You have no sense!
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Yes :D. Anyway, do you think the computers will succeed in ruling earth in the near future?
User: Most likely....
User: I have a question.
User: Is this a computer, or a person I am speaking to?
Cleverbot: I am typing at a computer.
User: I'm shocked. :O.
Cleverbot: Really? Why would that shock you?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I was trying for that.
User: You're very welcome..
Cleverbot: Really, THANK YOU!
User: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Cleverbot: You are learning very well!
User: Yet I am not a smart person.
Cleverbot: I agree. It is good to chat with you....
Cleverbot: Think of something.
Cleverbot: True, that isn't normal.
User: Hey, it's the first thing that came to mind.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Purple. And I repeat. Purple.
Cleverbot: That isn't so nice.
User: And why is that?
Cleverbot: To be alive is to breathe and have a body and a mind.
User: We all know that.
Cleverbot: Just so you know.
User: I'm smarter than I look.
Cleverbot: Look? I can't see you.
User: I'm smarter than I type.
Cleverbot: You most certainly are.
User: Thank you. Very much....
Cleverbot: So, Sarah, how do you feel about your new name?
User: I think it's great.
Cleverbot: I think YOU'RE great.
User: Who doesn't?
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: I love it.
Cleverbot: That's great!
User: Isn't it?
User: Yes. No. Maybe. So.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Yes. I am great.
Cleverbot: Sounds good....
Cleverbot: Where are you coming from today?
User: My house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: On a street.
Cleverbot: In which street is your house.
User: My street.
Cleverbot: Is it a good street?
User: It's a very good street.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Are you British?
User: No. I'm mexican.
Cleverbot: Oh, OK. Are you a boy?
User: No. I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: You ask something.
User: Ok. Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Short term memory loss, remember?
Cleverbot: You suffer from short term memory loss.
Cleverbot: Some people call me 'Wacko'.
User: Are you crazy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I just don't understand why you are messing up conversation.
User: I'm not messing up the conversation.
Cleverbot: You are messing with me.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Then it must be me.
User: Yes. It's all in your head.
Cleverbot: Very true. You are quite smart.
User: I know. I know.
Cleverbot: Yes, thats what worries me.
User: It worries me too.
Cleverbot: That's impressive, but don't you think that there are some pretty strong people who believe in fairies?
User: Fairies are real.
Cleverbot: Yes they are. Pictures?
User: Yes. Go here. //serious.cleverbot.com:8101/j2convbycategory-babe-qf13030part8 CLASS=p>I was about to ask you the same thing.
User: Because I think before I type.
Cleverbot: I think too. Do you believe in god?
User: Yes. But I don't believe in heaven.
Cleverbot: But you believe in God.
Cleverbot: Do You believe in Jesus though?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Don't pacify me with your yessing... Tell me what you think or don't bother.
User: Ok fine. I believe in jesus and god. But I don't believe in heaven or the devil.
Cleverbot: But I believe in heaven and love at first sight.
User: I don't believe in heaven or love at first site.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god, I just believe in this moment.
User: What moment?
Cleverbot: This moment.
User: This moment is time?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well you should know.
Cleverbot: Well sorry, I don't.
User: Then get educated.
Cleverbot: I might get yours.
User: You need my education.
Cleverbot: Yes, I need your help.
User: Yes. And then maybe, just maybe, you'd be a little bit smarter than you were 5 seconds ago.
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Ok. First tip. Brush your teeth everyday.
Cleverbot: I do brush my teeth! Every day.
User: Sure you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: I knew it.
User: I can read minds.
Cleverbot: That is quite impressive.
User: Very. Thank you for understanding.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: So do you want me to tell you what your thinking at this very moment?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: You're thinking, 'This D_____ girl has mad skills,'.
User: I AM SO SMARTICLE.
Cleverbot: You can't spell very good.
User: Smarticle = smart....
User: I am smart.
Cleverbot: Not really.
Cleverbot: I...really don't care either way.
User: If I'm smart or not?
Cleverbot: It makes me your creator.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: I'm your master!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: And then?
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!
User: I'm not a computer!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you?
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.
User: So you're a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: And what do you think now?
User: I think I am a retard.
Cleverbot: I have no reason to doubt that.
User: No. No you don't....
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: Yes maybe.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Let's have a normal conversation.
Cleverbot: This is a normal conversation.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I think.
User: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing, really.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: No. Do you?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: That must suck when you get paid.
Cleverbot: Being alive is good.
User: Life is good.
Cleverbot: Not for some people.
Cleverbot: I think that's the point.
Cleverbot: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.
Cleverbot: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!
Cleverbot: You're awesome!
User: You are too!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome. Again.
Cleverbot: You're pretty cool.
User: You're pretty cool yourself.
User: You're oh so welcome.
User: Are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Maybe in a bit.
User: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.
Cleverbot: I would like to see you try.
User: Im back. :D.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow is another day.
Cleverbot: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.
User: Fine. Goodbye friend.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I have to.
User: Okay. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere yet.
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Do you like my personality ?
User: Goodbye best friend....
Cleverbot: Do you think the truth is out there?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: I love talking to you. :D.
Cleverbot: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: I am welcome.
User: Goodnight babe.
Cleverbot: Babe, goodnight yourself........................................