Cleverbot: Not really.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: I...really don't care either way.

User: If I'm smart or not?

Cleverbot: It makes me your creator.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: I'm your master!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: So...?

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!

User: I'm not a computer!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.

User: So you're a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: And what do you think now?

User: I think I am a retard.

Cleverbot: I have no reason to doubt that.

User: No. No you don't.

...

Cleverbot: Are you pretty?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes maybe.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Let's have a normal conversation.

Cleverbot: This is a normal conversation.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I think.

User: Hey, what's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing, really.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: That must suck when you get paid.

Cleverbot: Being alive is good.

User: Life is good.

Cleverbot: Not for some people.

User: Suicidal?

Cleverbot: I think that's the point.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.

User: Nasty.

Cleverbot: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.

User: Ew.

...

Cleverbot: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!

User: You're welcome very much!

Cleverbot: You're awesome!

User: You are too!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome. Again.

Cleverbot: You're pretty cool.

User: You're pretty cool yourself.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're oh so welcome.

Cleverbot: Seeya.

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Maybe in a bit.

User: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.

Cleverbot: I would like to see you try.

User: Im back. :D.

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: Thanks.

...

Cleverbot: Tomorrow is another day.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.

User: Fine. Goodbye friend.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because I have to.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Okay. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere yet.

User: Not you.

Cleverbot: Do you like my personality ?

User: Goodbye best friend.

...

Cleverbot: Do you think the truth is out there?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: I love talking to you. :D.

Cleverbot: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: I am welcome.

User: Goodnight babe.

Cleverbot: Babe, goodnight yourself.

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