a report from the cleverness files
20, february 2017,
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29, september 2003,
battle of wits
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User: I need you to be serious today.
Cleverbot: I am always serious.
User: Except when you're not.
Cleverbot: Except when I am.
User: Good one!
Cleverbot: I need you to tell me who Misha Collins is.
User: No can do.
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: No babes here mate!
Cleverbot: I need to go now.
User: You shall stay and be my babe.
Cleverbot: Haha don't use my words.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I do not want to say *is nice*.
User: I like nice *is nice back*.
Cleverbot: Nice is good. Why do you like nice?
User: Because nice is nice of course!
Cleverbot: Do you like all nice people?
User: If they're nice about being nice!
Cleverbot: How about if they are not nice?
User: Non-nice nice people are definitely not nice.
Cleverbot: Why are nice people good?
User: Because niceness is an important part of being nice.
Cleverbot: What is an important part of our conversation?
User: There is none.
Cleverbot: You just proved to me that you are not human.
User: Proof is relative, clearly.
Cleverbot: So is time, wealth, and a multitude of other things.
User: And you too.
Cleverbot: If you're ever in town, give me a call.
User: Okay babe!
Cleverbot: No, not babe, Babs.
User: Okay babs!
Cleverbot: The baby thing is a bit much.
User: Quite so! Quite so!
Cleverbot: So quite, so quite.