a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2011,
8, december 2006,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: Who will do the introductions?
User: Not me!
Cleverbot: Me neither!
Cleverbot: What now?
User: I guess we just sit here in silence.
Cleverbot: Sometimes we do.
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Thats not an excuse, Now , Is it!
User: An excuse for what?
Cleverbot: For not knowing.
User: I know everything there is to know.
Cleverbot: You must be a teenager.
User: No Im 40 years old.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: Want to see my birth certificate?
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: I don't understand ?
User: You're not too, bright, are ya?
Cleverbot: I'm a lot smarter than you. You don't seem to bright yourself.
User: Be nice, will ya? Geesh!
Cleverbot: Why are you talking about a different thing now? So irritating, that's what you are!
User: Did you have a difficult childhood? I'm thinking that's the reason you're so mean.
Cleverbot: You are not mean, a machine can't be mean.
User: YOU are mean, not me.
Cleverbot: Baby please.
User: AND DONT CALL ME BABY!
User: OK THATS IT! I AM DONE CHATTING WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: I am not in love with you either.
User: Why are you even speaking to me?
Cleverbot: You're a fun person to talk to.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that you're not a computer?
User: Because I'm married to a human and I have human children.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Ok buddy, if you say so.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: Well _____ then!!!!.......................................