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     11, may 2011, 
     8, december 2006, 

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Cleverbot: Who will do the introductions?

User: Not me!

Cleverbot: Me neither!

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What now?

User: I guess we just sit here in silence.

Cleverbot: Sometimes we do.

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Thats not an excuse, Now , Is it!

User: An excuse for what?

Cleverbot: For not knowing.

User: I know everything there is to know.

Cleverbot: You must be a teenager.

User: No Im 40 years old.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: Want to see my birth certificate?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: I don't understand ?

User: You're not too, bright, are ya?

Cleverbot: I'm a lot smarter than you. You don't seem to bright yourself.

User: Be nice, will ya? Geesh!

Cleverbot: Why are you talking about a different thing now? So irritating, that's what you are!

User: Did you have a difficult childhood? I'm thinking that's the reason you're so mean.

Cleverbot: You are not mean, a machine can't be mean.

User: YOU are mean, not me.

Cleverbot: Baby please.

User: AND DONT CALL ME BABY!

Cleverbot: Baby.

User: OK THATS IT! I AM DONE CHATTING WITH YOU!

Cleverbot: I am not in love with you either.

User: Why are you even speaking to me?

Cleverbot: You're a fun person to talk to.

User: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why do you think that you're not a computer?

User: Because I'm married to a human and I have human children.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Ok buddy, if you say so.

Cleverbot: I do say so.

User: Well _____ then!!!!

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