a report from the cleverness files
25, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
13, march 2009,
18, october 2006,
27, july 2006,
9, july 2004,
24, june 2004,
battle of wits
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User: Hey baby!
Cleverbot: Hey, dude!
User: How are ya?
Cleverbot: I'm fine you.
User: Not half bad.
Cleverbot: Okay um.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: What is what?
User: What do you want it to be?...
Cleverbot: My toe hurts.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: I told you! The bad one!
User: What will you do about it?
Cleverbot: Should I do something about it?
User: If it hurts, yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, but not now.
Cleverbot: How can you be a boy then???
Cleverbot: Uh. . . I'm not really big on the sex change thing. You just be whatever you want.
User: Ha Ha Ha.
Cleverbot: Well I have a good credit rating anyway.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Do you think I do?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Then I do ... I now pronounce you man and wife!
Cleverbot: Who's the wife?
User: You know...
Cleverbot: No I don't know, why don't you tell me?
User: Because life is a mystery!
Cleverbot: You never know what you're going to get.
User: Like a box of chocolates.
Cleverbot: So, what am I going to get?
User: Who knows?...
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: Well ok!
User: You're cool.