Cleverbot

bad

a report from the cleverness files

babe
baby

bad

25, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
13, march 2009,
18, october 2006,
27, july 2006,
9, july 2004,
24, june 2004,

bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth
bison
bizarre
blah
blarg
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger

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User: Hey baby!

Cleverbot: Hey, dude!

User: How are ya?

Cleverbot: I'm fine you.

User: Not half bad....

Cleverbot: Okay um........

User: Yes?...

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: What is what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: What do you want it to be?...

Cleverbot: My toe hurts.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: I told you! The bad one!

User: What will you do about it?

Cleverbot: Should I do something about it?

User: If it hurts, yes.

Cleverbot: Yes, but not now.

User: Ok....

Cleverbot: How can you be a boy then???

User: I can be whatever I wish to be.

Cleverbot: Uh. . . I'm not really big on the sex change thing. You just be whatever you want.

User: Ha Ha Ha.

Cleverbot: Well I have a good credit rating anyway....

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Do you think I do?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Then I do ... I now pronounce you man and wife!

Cleverbot: Who's the wife?

User: You know...

Cleverbot: No I don't know, why don't you tell me?

User: Because life is a mystery!

Cleverbot: You never know what you're going to get.

User: Like a box of chocolates.

Cleverbot: So, what am I going to get?

User: Who knows?...

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: Well ok!

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: Fine!!!

User: You're cool........................................