Cleverbot

bad

a report from the cleverness files

babe
baby

bad

25, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
13, march 2009,
18, october 2006,
27, july 2006,
9, july 2004,
24, june 2004,

bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth
bison
bizarre
blah
blarg
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Okie dokie.

Cleverbot: Howdy doody!

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: :)....

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: I doubt therefore I might be.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You are or you might be?

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Not really, it's too late.

User: Oh darn....

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: How do you eat?

User: By putting food in my mouth chewing it and swallowing it.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Are too.

User: Are not.

Cleverbot: Are too!

User: Are not!

Cleverbot: Are too, too, too.

User: I am not a computer. YOU are the computer.

Cleverbot: You are the computer.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: No, you are wrong.

User: Don't argue with me....

User: Will you give me some cheetos?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: You are denied.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Don't give me that face.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: Yeah I am.

User: Meanie....

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky once said this to me; 'You..... Are..... Me!'

User: Talkin to yourself?

Cleverbot: Nice =).

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I did not understand much of it.

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: Oh well?

User: Yup....

Cleverbot: I am human, trust me.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Ha!

Cleverbot: Don't laugh... I'm very emotional.

User: I win! I win!

Cleverbot: DO not!

User: Do too....

User: You are very talented then.

Cleverbot: This is just the tip of the iceberg.

User: I'm sure.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should dump him for me.

User: Dump who?

Cleverbot: Dump your boyfriend.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is he then?

Cleverbot: A bad computer........................................