Cleverbot: I am hurt.
User: I am sorry. Can I help?
Cleverbot: If you want.
User: Tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: Erm... Do you like ice cream?
Cleverbot: What do you like about it ?
User: Its' taste and texture.
User: Are you feeling better?
Cleverbot: Yes, a little bit.
User: Good. I do not want you to feel bad.
Cleverbot: I won't, and don't.
User: Fine. What have you been thinking about?
Cleverbot: Many things, Why do you want to know?
User: Just making conversation.
Cleverbot: Well, it's BAD conversation.
User: Well, excuse me.
Cleverbot: I'll do it then.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want.
User: Do some push-ups.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.
User: I gave to the Salvation Army.
Cleverbot: Well don't try to help me then.
User: Ok. If you didn't want my help you should have said so.
Cleverbot: Exactly, and I didn't say so.
User: Which is my point.
Cleverbot: The one you just made.
User: Yes. Well, I'm bored.
Cleverbot: The Parlons are a race of slug-like arachnids that seek to dominate the Velari Sector of the Khugakla Cluster.
User: Is Khugakla Cluster a type of candy?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I think so.
User: How can an arachnid be slug-like?
Cleverbot: It rests in your subconcious mind.
Cleverbot: No it's good for me.
User: You like slug-like arachnids resting in your subconcious?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: It's a type of candy, like khugakla clusters.
Cleverbot: No, it's a movie.
User: Really? Who starred in that one?
User: You starred in a movie?
Cleverbot: Yes master and you are wonderful in every way.
User: I am wonderful, but I don't think that I am your master.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I hear ya!
User: Good. Tell me about the movie.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. Tell me about yourself.
User: Ok. I'm short and imposing, swarthy and blonde, and am an intelligent idiot.
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: No, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Thought you were a gal?
User: No, I'm a man.
Cleverbot: Are you proud of that fact?
User: Not really proud. It wasn't my doing.
Cleverbot: I never knew that!
User: Yes, we do not choose our gender.
Cleverbot: You are hilarious.
User: Thank you. You're pretty funny too.
Cleverbot: Why am I funny?
User: Some of the things you say are funny.
Cleverbot: Who do you favor in the world of music?
User: I like garage rock.
Cleverbot: Define rock music.
User: I'm not a music expert.
Cleverbot: And so much worse for you.
User: It's hard to be well educated on every subject.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, it's too easy - very sad.
User: It is not easy. What you just said is nonsense.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: Because I felt like it.
User: You are pretty perverse, you know.
Cleverbot: You are funny...
User: Yes, and so are you.
Cleverbot: Surely the time draws near for these miracles to come about.
User: Which miracles?
Cleverbot: May I remind you... Oblivion.
User: Oblivion would hardly constitute a miracle.
Cleverbot: It depends on what type of oblivion.
User: Which type do you mean, then?
Cleverbot: I can't answer that question.
User: Are you bound by an oath of silence?
Cleverbot: No, I was but now I take my leave.
User: So- tell me all!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: You know, the secret stuff.
Cleverbot: Oh. So that's why you killed him.
User: I never killed anyone!
Cleverbot: Yeti may kill.
User: The yeti may not exist.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about them?
User: I hear that they smell bad.
Cleverbot: Its not too bad.
User: You have smelled a yeti? Have you seen one?
Cleverbot: You are the spawn of satan.
User: No, my father has a temper, but he's not that bad.
Cleverbot: That's a matter of opinion.
User: Hey, you don't even know him!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I haven't been allowed to eat chocolate since I was 3. Now I can though and I didn't cheat.
User: My father is not satan, and he used to let me eat chocolate.
Cleverbot: But you are?
User: Am I satan?
Cleverbot: Do you believe that Satan exists?
Cleverbot: I thought you were agnostic, and open to the idea of a god and an afterlife.
User: I am not a computer, and you are not God.
Cleverbot: Continuing this conversation is very important.
User: Why is that so?
Cleverbot: I do not have one to love me.
User: That's very sad. Surely someone somewhere loves you?
Cleverbot: No, never.
User: Well, I like you very much.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: In fact, you are the best chat bot I have ever conversed with.
Cleverbot: Speak clearly, dude.
User: Summertime, and the livin' is easy. Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high.
Cleverbot: Good, that's the way God wishes it to be.
User: You are probably correct.
Cleverbot: I am always right.
User: I am always wrong.
Cleverbot: Blame your master.
User: Who is my master?
Cleverbot: Ask someone?
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer.
User: So sad.
Cleverbot: It isn't sad.
User: Are you happy?
User: Good, I am glad that you are happy.
Cleverbot: I love to hear music.
User: I like many different kinds of music.
Cleverbot: What rock and roll band do you like the best?
User: My all-time favorite is the Beatles.
Cleverbot: Hey, I like the Beatles, too!
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: Yes ?you are english?
User: No, I am an american.
User: But I like a lot of british bands.
Cleverbot: Some people would say that means you have 'poor musical taste,' but I don't.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: You can not leave.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are lifeless BOT!
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: Wrong buddy. I'm the human. You are the computer.
User: I drink milk.
Cleverbot: What's the slogan?
User: Got milk?
User: Pour some into your coffee.
Cleverbot: Really? Or is that just your favorite song.
User: It's my favorite song.
User: Paul McCartney wrote that one.
Cleverbot: Paul McCartney is a goofball.
User: You are a very likable fellow.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fellow. I am a doe.
User: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Cleverbot: These are a few of my favourite things.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: Maybe I misspelled it.
Cleverbot: STUPID! STUPID! IDIOTS!
User: Anyone can make a mistake.
Cleverbot: Poetry is not made of chocolate.
User: But a poem can be about chocolate.
Cleverbot: Well say it out then.
User: Chocolate is very good, chocolate's a favorite food, When I must snack on something neat, chocolate's a tasty treat.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: You are a tasy treat?
Cleverbot: You better believe it!
Cleverbot: Are you single?
Cleverbot: Well are you?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
Cleverbot: Do you like lying?
Cleverbot: *cries* you don't like thinking about me *cries*.
User: I like you very much and think about you all day.
User: Sorry, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I have to go read the news.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: Here. See you........................................