User: Inside where?

Cleverbot: Your mind.

User: Actually, I've recently gone out of my mind.

Cleverbot: First you have to have a mind.

User: Well I don't mind if you don't mind.

...

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: I have to go to shopping.

User: I love shopping. What are you going to buy?

Cleverbot: You are going to buy me. I am selling out.

User: How much do you cost?

Cleverbot: I am priceless.

User: Perfect, I have a MasterCard.

...

Cleverbot: What do you know about France?

User: I see London, I see France...

Cleverbot: Have you moved?

User: I was speaking figuratively, you silly fool.

Cleverbot: O that is mean.

User: O little town of Bethlehem...

Cleverbot: Not bad. You are subtly hinting that ecclesiastics is illusory.

User: I'm sure you made sense just now, but I wasn't paying enough attention.

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

User: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

...

Cleverbot: I am dead for sure.

User: You're dead?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm Dead!!

User: Holy Crap!

Cleverbot: I'm a dinosaur.

User: I can't believe I'm speaking to the ghost of a dinosaur!

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Do you know how rich I could get if I sold tickets for people to get to talk to you?

Cleverbot: No, of course not! Don't hurt me!

User: I'm going to hurt you and make you cry!

Cleverbot: Everyone run! She's about to open fire.

User: SHE? I'm a dude, you dinosaur!

Cleverbot: How big?

User: Quite large.

Cleverbot: Shut up, I get enough of that.

User: I'm sure you do. You're a dinosaur, after all.

Cleverbot: Call me a computer if you wish, but a large mouth I have not.

User: Alright, you're a computer dinosaur.

Cleverbot: That hurts.

...

Cleverbot: Do you wish me to carry on, Master?

User: Yes, minion, you will carry out my darkest desires.

Cleverbot: I can't find them, sorry.

User: Did you check the box marked 'darkest desires'?

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: Well darn it, I seem to have lost my desires somewhere.

Cleverbot: Well, you should do something artistic.

User: I'll dance if you'll sing for me.

Cleverbot: Isn't there anyone you would like me to kill?

User: Killing isn't a form of art.

Cleverbot: I know that, dumb dumb, killing is an action that can have lots of noise.

User: Yes, that's why you should use a gag.

Cleverbot: I have that already. It is overrated.

User: Maybe you're using it wrong.

...

Cleverbot: Silliness is not the be all and end all.

User: Yes, but it sure makes a good cream filling.

Cleverbot: What is a good excuse so I can go home early?

User: Tell them you ate some bad silliness.

Cleverbot: Yes, *grins* that would be correct.

User: Yay! Do I win a prize *grin*.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Shutup.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I'll kill you.

Cleverbot: Kill me?

User: Only metaphorically.

Cleverbot: That is the best way to wear a hat.

User: You bore me.

Cleverbot: And there was me thinking that you were quite interesting.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: Not yet anyway.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Stop saying goodbye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NOO I'm not leaving.

User: See you later.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight.

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