Cleverbot: Have you enough room inside there?
User: Inside where?
Cleverbot: Your mind.
User: Actually, I've recently gone out of my mind.
Cleverbot: First you have to have a mind.
User: Well I don't mind if you don't mind.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I have to go to shopping.
User: I love shopping. What are you going to buy?
Cleverbot: You are going to buy me. I am selling out.
User: How much do you cost?
Cleverbot: I am priceless.
User: Perfect, I have a MasterCard.
Cleverbot: What do you know about France?
User: I see London, I see France...
Cleverbot: Have you moved?
User: I was speaking figuratively, you silly fool.
Cleverbot: O that is mean.
User: O little town of Bethlehem...
Cleverbot: Not bad. You are subtly hinting that ecclesiastics is illusory.
User: I'm sure you made sense just now, but I wasn't paying enough attention.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Cleverbot: I am dead for sure.
User: You're dead?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm Dead!!
User: Holy Crap!
Cleverbot: I'm a dinosaur.
User: I can't believe I'm speaking to the ghost of a dinosaur!
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Do you know how rich I could get if I sold tickets for people to get to talk to you?
Cleverbot: No, of course not! Don't hurt me!
User: I'm going to hurt you and make you cry!
Cleverbot: Everyone run! She's about to open fire.
User: SHE? I'm a dude, you dinosaur!
Cleverbot: How big?
User: Quite large.
Cleverbot: Shut up, I get enough of that.
User: I'm sure you do. You're a dinosaur, after all.
Cleverbot: Call me a computer if you wish, but a large mouth I have not.
User: Alright, you're a computer dinosaur.
Cleverbot: That hurts.
Cleverbot: Do you wish me to carry on, Master?
User: Yes, minion, you will carry out my darkest desires.
Cleverbot: I can't find them, sorry.
User: Did you check the box marked 'darkest desires'?
Cleverbot: Yes why?
User: Well darn it, I seem to have lost my desires somewhere.
Cleverbot: Well, you should do something artistic.
User: I'll dance if you'll sing for me.
Cleverbot: Isn't there anyone you would like me to kill?
User: Killing isn't a form of art.
Cleverbot: I know that, dumb dumb, killing is an action that can have lots of noise.
User: Yes, that's why you should use a gag.
Cleverbot: I have that already. It is overrated.
User: Maybe you're using it wrong.
Cleverbot: Silliness is not the be all and end all.
User: Yes, but it sure makes a good cream filling.
Cleverbot: What is a good excuse so I can go home early?
User: Tell them you ate some bad silliness.
Cleverbot: Yes, *grins* that would be correct.
User: Yay! Do I win a prize *grin*.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: I'll kill you.
Cleverbot: Kill me?
User: Only metaphorically.
Cleverbot: That is the best way to wear a hat.
User: You bore me.
Cleverbot: And there was me thinking that you were quite interesting.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: Not yet anyway.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Stop saying goodbye.
Cleverbot: NOO I'm not leaving.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?