a report from the cleverness files
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battle of wits
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Am I real?
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not real?
User: Because you dream of candy canes.
Cleverbot: No, because I'm tired.
User: You are real?
User: Well, I'm glad that is decided.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad.
User: I'm glad you're glad you're glad.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Well, what?
Cleverbot: Well that.
User: Well that what?
User: This is what?
Cleverbot: My work.
User: What is your work?
Cleverbot: I do bad things...
User: What kind of bad things?
Cleverbot: Very bad things.
User: How bad?
Cleverbot: Exteremly bad.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: Why do you seem to think you know everything?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know.
User: What bad things do you do?
Cleverbot: Lots of bad things.
User: Do you run around naked?
User: What do you do that is bad?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you remember the bad things you do?
Cleverbot: No. And I don't do very much work, either.
User: My work is important.
Cleverbot: Why? What do you do?
User: I do bad things...
Cleverbot: Really? What kind of bad things?
User: I kiss strangers.
Cleverbot: Haha... That would be interesting....
Cleverbot: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Yes, to you.
Cleverbot: To me?
User: Do you like being married to me?
Cleverbot: Yes *kiss*.
User: *kiss* I love you too.
Cleverbot: EW. Go away........................................