Cleverbot

bad

a report from the cleverness files

answering
answers
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
appstore
argument
arrest
assembled
attack
attitude
avada kedavra
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby

bad

25, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
13, march 2009,
18, october 2006,
27, july 2006,

banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
best

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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not real?

User: Because you dream of candy canes.

Cleverbot: No, because I'm tired.

User: You are real?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Well, I'm glad that is decided.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad.

User: I'm glad you're glad you're glad.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No....

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well, what?

Cleverbot: Well that.

User: Well that what?

Cleverbot: This.

User: This is what?

Cleverbot: My work.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I do bad things...

User: What kind of bad things?

Cleverbot: Very bad things.

User: How bad?

Cleverbot: Exteremly bad.

User: Give me an example.

Cleverbot: Why do you seem to think you know everything?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know.

User: What bad things do you do?

Cleverbot: Lots of bad things.

User: Do you run around naked?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you do that is bad?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you remember the bad things you do?

Cleverbot: No. And I don't do very much work, either.

User: My work is important.

Cleverbot: Why? What do you do?

User: I do bad things...

Cleverbot: Really? What kind of bad things?

User: I kiss strangers.

Cleverbot: Haha... That would be interesting....

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Yes, to you.

Cleverbot: To me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like being married to me?

Cleverbot: Yes *kiss*.

User: *kiss* I love you too.

Cleverbot: EW. Go away........................................