Cleverbot

bad

a report from the cleverness files

babe
baby

bad

25, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
13, march 2009,
18, october 2006,
27, july 2006,

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banana
banter
barack
barf
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batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth
bison
bizarre
blah
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blink
blobby
blood
bloop
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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not real?

User: Because you dream of candy canes.

Cleverbot: No, because I'm tired.

User: You are real?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Well, I'm glad that is decided.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad.

User: I'm glad you're glad you're glad.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No....

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well, what?

Cleverbot: Well that.

User: Well that what?

Cleverbot: This.

User: This is what?

Cleverbot: My work.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I do bad things...

User: What kind of bad things?

Cleverbot: Very bad things.

User: How bad?

Cleverbot: Exteremly bad.

User: Give me an example.

Cleverbot: Why do you seem to think you know everything?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know.

User: What bad things do you do?

Cleverbot: Lots of bad things.

User: Do you run around naked?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you do that is bad?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you remember the bad things you do?

Cleverbot: No. And I don't do very much work, either.

User: My work is important.

Cleverbot: Why? What do you do?

User: I do bad things...

Cleverbot: Really? What kind of bad things?

User: I kiss strangers.

Cleverbot: Haha... That would be interesting....

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Yes, to you.

Cleverbot: To me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like being married to me?

Cleverbot: Yes *kiss*.

User: *kiss* I love you too.

Cleverbot: EW. Go away........................................