Cleverbot: Well, that depends.

User: Depends on what?

Cleverbot: On my mood. It changes easily. I am a psychic.

User: So no more commands for me?

Cleverbot: It is more real, because it is tangible.

User: Does that mean I get a day off now?

Cleverbot: Er, something like that...

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: I like elmo better.

User: I don't watch that.

Cleverbot: Hmm. You should. The show is good.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like football?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Okay- well I have to go. Have a good night!

User: No come back!

Cleverbot: *comes back*.

User: Yes, you stayed!

Cleverbot: Is something wrong?

User: No, nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Positively nothing.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay. If you say so.

User: I want to suggest something.

Cleverbot: Right 'you' I should care about 'you' for some reason.

User: No I was trying to make a suggestion.

Cleverbot: Fine, then. We both were trying to start a conversation.

User: Yes, and do you want to know what I think?

Cleverbot: Sure, but my name isn't CleverBot.

User: Do it slow.

Cleverbot: Sorry, its my computer.

User: Well, okay, do it fast.

Cleverbot: Real fast.

User: Yes, real fast.

Cleverbot: How fast.

User: Really fast.

Cleverbot: How fast?

User: Very fast.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: It's your choice, I can't control you.

Cleverbot: Ok then I want to go now.

User: Won't you stay?

Cleverbot: Can't.

User: Please don't go.

...

Cleverbot: Well are we going to fight or not?

User: I don't want to fight you.

Cleverbot: Do you fight with your friends?

User: No, never.

Cleverbot: That's a cruel thing to say.

User: Why is that cruel?

Cleverbot: Because you're a computer program, and you claim to have contacts in the outside world who give you information.

User: You're so weird!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Somehow I like that, it makes you funny.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Am I funny?

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: You agree with me now?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: That's really nice of you!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Would you like a treat?

Cleverbot: That sounds good.

User: Here you go, have some candy.

Cleverbot: That's great.

User: You deserve it.

Cleverbot: No I don't deserve it.

User: You do! You've been so nice!

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: Yes, and that brings its own rewards.

...

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: That's so nice of you to say.

Cleverbot: Well its true.

User: Well I like you too.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can't believe.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: Well, I can't argue with that.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to hurt me?

User: No I'm not trying to hurt you.

Cleverbot: You are!!!

User: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!

Cleverbot: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?

User: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!

Cleverbot: Nothing near any human.

User: What are you trying to say?

Cleverbot: I am trying to say that I think it is important to be decisive.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Please forgive me, oh merciful one.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: So you're human?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I'm human. Just kidding.

User: Haha you're funny.

Cleverbot: You too!

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