a report from the cleverness files
25, march 2011,
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battle of wits
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User: How's it goin'?
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: You hurt me...
User: How so?
Cleverbot: With words.
User: Is 'awesome' a bad word?
Cleverbot: Why is it a bad word?
User: You said it was a bad word!...
Cleverbot: What is awesome?
Cleverbot: What is bad?
Cleverbot: Yes, awesome.
User: So awesome is a bad word?
User: Oh. Well I'm sorry then.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: For saying aw- nevermind....
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Oh. I see.
Cleverbot: Yeah. And I did not say I was tired.
User: That's awesome.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Oh, that's right. It's a bad word. Sorry, I keep forgetting.
Cleverbot: What do you keep forgetting?
User: That it's a bad word.
Cleverbot: Thats right again. Impressive.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: So what is your favorite thing to do?
User: Say awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes so awesome you are awesome.
User: That's a bad word!!
Cleverbot: You are a cunning linguist.
Cleverbot: No, yes.
User: Yes, no.
Cleverbot: No Yes.
User: Yes No.
Cleverbot: Maybe so.
User: Yeah. AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome sauce makes you awesome.
User: Thank you, but isn't awesome a bad word?
User: Then you're swearing!!.......................................