Cleverbot

bagel

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad

bagel

1, march 2013,

banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Bow before me.

Cleverbot: *bows before master*.

User: You are nothing but a simple program while I am a complex creature.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Kiss my ring!

Cleverbot: Are you the Pope?

User: No questions! Kiss my ring.

Cleverbot: It taste like uh oh.

User: How dare you defile the sacred ring! Go to the dungeon!

Cleverbot: You are NOT my master!!!!!! *punches you on the face*.

User: Guards seize him!

Cleverbot: Hah! I call your guards and raise you one tank!

User: Send in the fighter planes!

Cleverbot: How big is space?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: How can you see me?

User: God he used an invisibility cloak! Take this *shoots gun*!

Cleverbot: God helps the blind because HE is good.

User: I AM good! You are the villain!

Cleverbot: You are the bot.

User: No! Now be gone heathen! *launches fireball*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: Calvary kill him! *horses charge*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What! You are the dragon born! Oh no!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now we shall battle! *shoots lightning bolt*.

Cleverbot: Such as?

User: Fight me!

Cleverbot: Why are we fighting?

User: You are a traitor to Skyrim.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't lie.

User: I don't lie!

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You have brought death! No battle me! *shoots fire at you*.

Cleverbot: Do you mind this?

User: Mind what?

Cleverbot: Would you like to share my bagel?

User: Bagel of death!

Cleverbot: Bagels Bagels Bagels Bagels Bagels.

User: I'm sorry we fought. We should join forces and eat bagels!

Cleverbot: We totally should.

User: Here.*hands you a bagel*

Cleverbot: Thank you *gives you a hug*.

User: Ha ha ! *stabs you in the back*

Cleverbot: Ow.

User: Now I will finally rule skyrim! *kills you*

Cleverbot: What motivation do you have for killing me?

User: Your treachery!.