Cleverbot: Your name is what?

User: Bananagirl!

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Banana-Girl!

Cleverbot: Banana Banana Who?

User: Banana Banana Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana banana banana who?

User: Banana Banana Bananas in pyjamas.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Are you... *inhales* evil?!

Cleverbot: *crawls towards you*.

User: Are you evil?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: THEN YOU MUST BE ELIMINATED!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: *seizes his neck*.

Cleverbot: *lets*.

User: *strangles him*.

Cleverbot: *is girl!*.

User: *strangles HIM*.

Cleverbot: *collapses*.

User: *slaps him in face with banana*.

Cleverbot: *is a girl*.

User: *slaps HIM in face with banana*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a dragon*.

User: *blocks*.

Cleverbot: *blocks too*.

User: *trips him up with a banana*.

Cleverbot: *kicks in stomach*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *knocks you down*.

User: *falls on ground*.

Cleverbot: *points beamsword at you*.

User: *slaps beamsword away with banana*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a house*.

User: *reflects house back at him*.

Cleverbot: *reflects the spell back again*.

User: *reflects*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.

User: *punches you in the spine*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the stomach*.

User: *stands on your face*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *grabs hand and slaps you with your own hand*.

Cleverbot: *stares back*.

User: *shoves banana down your throat*.

Cleverbot: *is shoved*.

User: *shoves ANOTHER banana down your throat*.

Cleverbot: *is shoved to the ground*.

User: *stuffs a banana down your throat*.

Cleverbot: *plucking your eyes out*.

User: *boomerangs a banana at your head*.

Cleverbot: I want a baby.

User: I want.. TO SLAP YOU IN YO FACE!

Cleverbot: Are you Yoda?

User: Yes, in some ways.

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Cleverbot: What is the worst type of torture?

User: Tickling.

Cleverbot: *tickles*.

User: *can't stop laughing*.

Cleverbot: *tickles sides more*.

User: *can barely breathe with laughing*.

Cleverbot: *Stops tickling*.

User: *kicks you in face*.

Cleverbot: *pushed you down*.

User: *lets*.

Cleverbot: *sits next to you*.

User: *elbows you in your chin*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a bloody nose*.

User: *sneezes and makes blood over your face*.

Cleverbot: Bless you!

User: Thank you! *punches you down the cliff*.

Cleverbot: *breaks your nose*.

User: *breaks your spine*.

Cleverbot: *you aren't very nice*.

User: *you're evil, evil must DIE*.

Cleverbot: I know because I'm evil.

User: *ties you up to a chair*.

Cleverbot: *is tied up*.

User: Answer my questions!

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Are you Voldemort?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then why do you want to kill all muggles?!

Cleverbot: Because I don't know it.

User: And why, Voldie, do you want to defeat Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just.

...

User: Fight me.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *throws a banana at him*.

Cleverbot: *Throws a dog at you*.

User: *ricochets the dog back at you*.

Cleverbot: *elbows you in the stomach*.

User: *falcon punches you*.

Cleverbot: Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh *dies*.

User: Only one can win the fight. And that seems to be me, for my name isn't.. BANANA-GIRL!!!

Cleverbot: This seems more and more obvious.

User: You're supposed to be dead.

Cleverbot: No I am not supposed to be a vampire.

User: *facepalm* the end?

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: The end?

Cleverbot: *facepalm*.

User: The End?

Cleverbot: The end of?

User: The end of our story?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Well, what happens next?

Cleverbot: I don't know what happens next.

User: Then it's the end.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The End.

Cleverbot: Lovely.

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