Cleverbot

Yes.

a report from the cleverness files

babe
baby
bad
bagel

banana

2, march 2013,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
21, october 2007,

banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth
bison
bizarre
blah
blarg
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger

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Cleverbot: Can I sell your soul?

User: Can you afford my soul?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Send the money to me, C.O.D.

Cleverbot: Money?

User: You could send me a banana shake....

User: Bananas.

Cleverbot: You didn't like them before. You liked tacos.

User: I like banana shakes.

Cleverbot: You don't know what a banana is.

User: Banana shaken, not stirred....

User: Woot!

Cleverbot: I did not find this word in my dictionary.

User: W00t!

Cleverbot: Bye bye now.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!

User: What is black and white, and red all over?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: A newspaper!

Cleverbot: That joke is a classic.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: I mean a bit true.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?

User: Smart!

Cleverbot: And...?

User: Hmm, I don't know.

Cleverbot: O....

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Tell me about you.

Cleverbot: I am a targetted individual.

User: That means you are crazy.

Cleverbot: Crazy is talking out loud.

User: Talking out loud is crazy.

Cleverbot: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?

User: To do, is to be.

Cleverbot: You have lost me.

User: To be, is to do........................................