Cleverbot: You didn't like them before. You liked tacos.
User: I like banana shakes.
Cleverbot: You don't know what a banana is.
User: Banana shaken, not stirred.
Cleverbot: I did not find this word in my dictionary.
Cleverbot: Bye bye now.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!
User: What is black and white, and red all over?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A newspaper!
Cleverbot: That joke is a classic.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: I mean a bit true.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
User: Hmm, I don't know.
User: Tell me about you.
Cleverbot: I am a targetted individual.
User: That means you are crazy.
Cleverbot: Crazy is talking out loud.
User: Talking out loud is crazy.
Cleverbot: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?
User: To do, is to be.
Cleverbot: You have lost me.
User: To be, is to do........................................